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Author's note: Now, I know what you are thinking "Why are you making another wedding fanfic? This is the fourth one this year!" Well, this is going to be a collection of wedding oneshots for each Super Smash Bros. Brawl couples. No yaoi (Marth/Roy) or yuri (Zelda/Samus), just couples getting wed like Marth/Peach, Popo/Nana and most importantly my favorite couple getting wed first off: Kirby/Jigglypuff! ^-^
Also, I forgot to tell you that what Kirby and Jigglypuff are saying will be in Bold.
Dark Deception presents
A Super Smash Bros. fanfic:
Smash Weddings
Chapter 1: Kirby/Jigglypuff
In a lovely meadow full of cherry blossom trees, stands a wedding chapel that is bustling with commotion. Why? Because a wedding was taking place, of course. Standing in front of the congregation, stood the groom. A pink puffball from Dreamland named Kirby. He was standing at his place, wearing a top hat with a red stripe. He is getting wed to the one he loves the most: a Pokemon named Jigglypuff. Yes, how trans-dimensionally disturbing. Two souls from their perspective universes getting married is far from being against the Geneva accords, but this is the Super Smash Bros. universe, so no one gives a hoot about the Geneva accords there. Kirby daydreams about the day he proposed to her.
Flashback
Kirby and his girlfriend, the Balloon Pokemon named Jigglypuff, who is wearing a blue ribbon, were watching the sun setting on Skyworld (a stage off of Kid Icarus). Kirby was fiddling with a small black velvet ring box, with something that he's going to surprise her with.
"Jiggly? (Kirby, what's wrong?)" Jigglypuff asked her boyfriend.
"Puyo, puyo puyo puyo, puyo puyo. (Jigglypuff, we've been together for years now, but since I picked a good time for this, now is the time.)" Kirby told her.
Jigglypuff gasped, as she knew what's going to happen. "Jiggly? (Wait, you mean?)"
Kirby kneeled down and opened the ring box. It was containing an engagement ring with an emerald diamond that was matching her eyes, held her one hand and popped the question. "Puyo, puyo puyo? (Jigglypuff, will you marry me?)"
Jigglypuff's eyes were sparking as she heard what he just said. She leapt on Kirby as she accepts. "Jiggly, Jiggly Jigglypuff! (Oh Kirby, of course I'll marry you!)" She then kissed him wildly. Before he returned the kiss, he slid the ring on her stubby hand (because she and Kirby don't have fingers).
Flashback end
Marth, Kirby's chosen Best Man, smiled upon him. "I'm really glad that he's getting married first. By the end of mine and Peach's wedding in the third chapter, there's going to be a whole heap of fanservice with my name on it." He then said to himself.
Samus Aran, being Jigglypuff's chosen Maid of honor of all things, weren't too excited about the wedding, but she decided to make the most of it.
The wedding march began playing throughout the chapel. To Kirby, it means his bride arrives. Jigglypuff walked down the aisle with her elbow-length-gloved hands clutching a bouquet of roses and her purple hairband with a beautiful chapel-length veil protruding from it. She then stood by Kirby's side.
The priest took his place and began his spiel. "Dearly beloved, we have gathered here today to witness the marriage of Kirby and Jigglypuff. If anyone has any objections as if to why these two should now be wed, let them speak now or forever hold their peace."
Pichu asked if he needs to go to the bathroom, but did not object the union in any way. As for the rest of the smashers in the church, they remained silent.
"Okay. They let's begin." The priest said as he continued. "Will you please face each other and join hands?" he then said, as Kirby and Jigglypuff faced each other and joined their hands. "Kirby, will you take this woman, whose hands you hold, choosing her alone to be your wedded wife? Will you live with her in the state of true matrimony? Will you love her, comfort her, through good times and bad, in sickness and in health, honor her at all times, and be faithful to her?"
"Puyo. (I do)." Kirby responded
"And Jigglypuff, will you take this man, whose hands you hold, choosing him alone to be your wedded husband? Will you live with him in the state of true matrimony? Will you love him, comfort him, through good times and bad, in sickness and in health, honor him at all times, and be faithful to him?" The priest then asked.
"Jiggly. (I do)." Jigglypuff responded.
Then, it's time to present the rings. Ike, who is the ring bearer, placed the cushion that holds the wedding rings between them. Kirby placed his wedding ring on Jigglypuff's hand, next to her engagement ring. Then, she placed her wedding ring onto Kirby's.
The priest smiled as the wedding is about to end with what the two were waiting for. "In as much as you, Kirby, and you Jigglypuff, have consented together in the union of matrimony and you have pledged your faith each to the other in the presence of these witnesses, now by the power vested in me, I now pronounce you Husband and Wife. You may kiss the bride." He then said.
Kirby lifted Jigglypuff's veil and snuck his and behind her back. He leaned in towards her and they both puckered their lips. Finally, they proceeded to share a few moments in their own world as they gave each other the most passionate kiss ever.
Everyone gave out a cute 'awwwwwwww' by this very sight.
As the two broke out from their kiss, they walked up the aisle as everyone cheered for the newlywedded couple. They went to the limo and were driven to the site of the reception.
The End… of Chapter 1.
A/N: Well, that's it for this wedding, but I still have more to pull out, as the next wedding will be for Popo and Nana. For until then, Read, Review, Respect.