Alice
I fell down that hole on purpose, you know
The stream it was flowing and the flowers on show
And my kitten had fallen through the depth and the dark
To follow the trail of a rabbit's footmark
They gave me no credit for what I had done
For discovering a country under the sun
For listening to hours of mindless chatter
From two men whose morals in stories were scattered
Who rambled on about oysters and fathers
To be honest it was the greatest disaster
And just as I ran away from the men
I stumbled on a tea party set for ten,
A house with a rabbit and a lizard, to boot
And an invisible cat that I wanted to shoot
But it was the Queen who went the right way about
She huffed and she puffed and then she did shout
"Off with his head! You Humbug! You Card!"
And then she did whack him, incredibly hard
And the King; he looked up to her, so ungraciously tall
His insignificance was the best bit of all
And then they did ask me to wake from the dream
But I stayed in the country where girls are supreme
So whenever men haunt you and life is too flat
Just follow the trail of the coloured moon rats...