Waluigi's Date
Chapter 1: All Waluigi Needs Is a Babe
It was the eve of sundown when Waluigi was skerking around the princess' castle. As usual, Waluigi tried to get a glampse of Peach or Daisy coming out of the shower. His binoculars pressed to the door, his mouth opened in excitement as he made out the shower curtains being opened in the room he was looking at. "He-hehehe!" He walui'd. The smoke cleared and... A sexy slender... Penis? Waluigi crapped two poisonous mushrooms and they stained his black overall pants a tinted green. "Waaaa-t the fuk!" He waaa'd in anger and semi sadness. He slammed the door down and gazed at the mighty beast he thought was one of the princesses showering. It was Bowser! And apparently he had gotten some plastic surgery because only Giombas have huge horse cocks like that! Waluigi ranned away and slumped outside the castle. Panting, he squiggle fucked the castle to skeet up the roof. He sat on the tip of the castle, penetrating his anus with the spike. Waluigi signed, knowing he would never get babe fucking action. Well, except that one time when he had a threesome with luigi and Daisy, but he was not really included he was the sideshow. Waluigi thought back and remembered what they did that night. He had to balance on his dick and juggle mushrooms while Daisey had sex with Luigi. The more Waluigi thought about it, the sadder he grew; and the smaller his centipenis. He never actually fucked Daisey, he was tricked! Enraged, Waluigi came back to reality. He looked up to the heavens- it was night time now- and he yelled with loud piece lung scream, "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT IS NEVER WAAAAALUIGIIIII TIEM WAAAAAAAA!" The "Waaaaa" continued on, and would have for the next 15 minutes if a star bit had no fallen from the sky and landed into Waluigi's mouth, causing him to choke, suffocate and pass out.