Five Nights at Freddy's is owned by Scott Cawthorn, this fanfiction is owned by me.
"Oh, Freddy, my love~" Olivia moaned, hugging her custom-made Freddy plushie. "I wish Freddy Fazbear's Pizza was real so I could work there and you and I could meet and fall in love and then get married and"—
"Olivia! Dinner's going to be ready soon!" the girl's mother called from downstairs.
"Shut up Mum!" Olivia snapped. "I'm spending time with my husband!"
'Mum' shook her head. "Olivia, honey for the last time, Freddy Fazbear is a fictional animatronic bear! He is not, and never will be your husband!"
Olivia's eyes started to well up. "Yes he is!" she bawled. "I claimed him as mine on my Deviantart page! And by the way mum, it's not Olivia, my name's Oh-Kah-Mee!" she finished matter-of-factly.
"Just be ready for dinner in five minutes," her mother sighed in defeat. Her daughter's obsession with Five Nights at Freddy's had long since gotten out of hand. Perhaps she should take her to see a therapist? It can't be healthy to believe that a videogame character is your husband…
Later that night, Olivia was sat by her window. A shooting star flew by, which led her to cook up a plan. If you make a wish on a shooting star, it has to come true, right? So Olivia closed her eyes and wished for Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria to become real.
The next day, Olivia, desperately hoping her wish had come true, went and bought a newspaper, and looked through the classifieds. She screamed in delight when she saw one saying 'help wanted' along with a picture of Freddy Fazbear. Her wish really did come true! It was time to go and apply for the job of her dreams!
Much, again, to Olivia's delight, she actually got the job! She did hate her uniform and working the night shift wasn't fun, but now she could actually meet her one true love! This was so exciting! After listening to Phone Guy's message, she decided, using her knowledge of the game, to waste power. Only then would her darling Freddy come after her! (Y'know, assuming Bonnie or Foxy didn't get her first, but she thought they were totally hot too, so she wasn't worried. But boy, she hated the thought of that ho Chica finding her!). So she pointlessly closed the doors and checked the cameras as often as she could, until her power was all but depleted. And soon enough, Toreador started playing, announcing the arrival of Freddy Fazbear.
"Oh, Freddy, you're finally here!" Olivia cried in delight.
But the animatronic took no notice of the love-struck guard's affections.
"Come here!" Olivia cooed, attempting to throw her arms around the animatronic.
Freddy managed to push her off, and he grabbed an empty Golden Freddy suit.
"Wait, what are you doing?!" Olivia cried in terror. "I'm supposed to be your true—"
The rest of that sentence was replaced with screams, both from her and from Freddy as he stuffed her into the suit.
'Yes' got the most votes, so I had to publish this! I hope y'all got a good laugh out of this, and I'll see ya later~
Kitty x