I am very much a seddie person, but I couldn't resist my adoration of Gibby. And plus, the opprotunity was just so...convincing.

Oh, and if you squint really hard, you'll see I threw in a little shout-out to Seddie.


"Just please ask Gibby, please." Carly whined.

Sam felt no emotion at all. To her, it was just a way of shutting Carly up.

"You promised Carly you'd ask him, run along." Freddie laughed, shoving Sam in Gibby's direction

Sam was reluctant; afraid of embarassment-- afraid of rejection.

"Nah, I'm good." Gibby shrugged, casually leaning back down to the water fountain.

The words echoed in her head. Not only did they frustrate her, but they puzzled her as well.

"Nobody asked you and you just turned ME down?" Sam yelled, shoving Gibby against a locker.

She was beyond furious now. She thought back to the time he himself asked her out to a dance and in response, broke his thumbs. Now, years later, she decided to return the favor and this is how he treated her?

"Hey Sam, nice dress." Gibby smiled sweetly.

Sam was flattered. What brought her out here all dressed up on Gibby's patio was her hard head; no one says no to Sam and gets away with it either.

"But I told you, I don't wanna go." Gibby said.

She sorta admired his stubborness. In a weird way, it reminded her of herself.

"Listen, I know I can be a little intimidating, but you don't have to be scared of me." Sam confessed.

And she meant it, too. She just can't help but be abusive around certain guys.

"How long are you gonna keep me waiting?" A tall brunette asked, appearing behind Gibby.

Enter: Tasha. There seriously has to be something wrong with that girl, and the look on Sam's face just screamed confusion.

"Who's you?" Sam asked.

Sam was confused. Where did this girl come from and why the heck was she instrested in him? She didn't even care to realize the fact that she was the one who came here in the first place.

"Well...What's wrong with her?" Sam asked. "Nothing, nothing at all." Gibby said, raising his eyebrows ever so slightly.

Sam couldn't help but feel a little insecure. What was it about Tasha that got Gibby so turned on anyway?

"Later." Gibby said, slamming the door shut.

Sam stood there for a few momments in shock. First of all, how did Gibby score such an older girl? Why didn't he just tell Sam all that in the first place? What were those two planning to do with stawberries and whipped cream? And most importantly, why does Sam feel slightly jealous?

Sam shrugged off her distrubing thoughts and walked off. Once again, she proved her own theory to be right: "If a guy wants a date with momma, he should as me-- and pay for it, or he could just give me the money and stay out of me life"


Please review, I know its different, but I couldn't help myself.

I had to add that last line of dialouge cause thats like my favorite line in all of iCarly. (:

All of the dialouges are real lines from iSpeed date. I watched it and paused, then wrote, then paused. Even though Sam's look at Freddie was wayyyy more adorable and seddie-ish, I always get a kick out of Sam's confused, creeped out and arguably jealous face when she sees Tasha. I mean, think logically, wouldn't you think Sam would be a little upset that she was turned down by Gibby of all people?

And as for the strawberries and whipped cream part, the look on Gibbys face implied something that made me think it was more than just for eating. Yeah, I don't know...what did you think?