"Yo, Chris McClean here with the newest, and hopefully the best, installment of Total Drama! 14 strangers will duke it out for the always pleasant prize of ONE MILLION DOLLARS! And here they are now!"

An African American boy stepped off the first boat. He looked extremely concerned upon looking at the camp. "Yo, Adam! What's up?" "This is a summer camp? A lot of bad things happen here, at co-ed camps."

"No worries, man. The cabins are separated by gender." Chris looked over at the next camper, a hipster girl with short black hair and pink glasses. "Billie! Welcome to Camp Wawanakwa!" The girl smiled. "Hello Chris. I'm ready to win this shindig."

As the next camper departed the boat, Billie and Chris started to giggle. He had black dreadlocks tied in a ponytail, and he wore a pilgrim outfit. "Charlie, this isn't a drama production, this is Total Drama." The strange boy rolled his eyes at the host.

The next camper had turquoise hair and looked very concentrated. "Folks, this is Emerald." The girl held up a hand. "Shh, focusing. I sense someone in this midst will befall early."

"Right. Anyway, next up is Hex!" The ginger boy stood at the end of the dock. "Can I take a nap? It was a long boat ride and I'm feeling stiff." "Yeah, yeah, whatever. Just be back in ten!"

"Hello little girl, are you lost?" said Billie to the next camper, a girl with blonde pigtails who looked rather childish. "No, I'm Kitty. And I sure hope you go first!"

"Shut up little girl. Next is the elusive Mandy!" An African American girl with a purple dress and purple sunglasses stood before the others. "Hello Chris. And my potential teammates!"

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Billie: "Can somebody inform her that we are not on a runway!"

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"Okay, next is Matheus!" A blonde nerdy looking boy strutted down the dock. "Hmmm, creeper, child, hipster. I'm liking my odds so far." Then he stopped in front of Emerald, who was meditating. "She's going first, I can tell."

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Matheus: "Creepy girl, she's hot, but that's not what I came for."

Emerald: "The great all seeing eye tells me that trusting Matheus could lead to my demise. It would be wise to listen."

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"Next is…." Chris' jaw dropped, as did the other boys'. The blonde girl before them had on nothing but a black bikini. "Don't bother with the intro, Chris. I'm Mikayla. It's nice to meet all of you."

"Yeah, so, um, next is Oliver!" A goth boy walked down the dock slowly. His skin was pasty, and he had a tattoo on his neck that resembled a vampire bite. "Whatever, it's cool."

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Billie: "Goth, huh? I like it."

Emerald: "Oliver will end up surprising us all, but I guess only time, and ratings, will tell."

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Next was the typical athlete. A blonde with a track suit and sweatband. "Here's our Tyler wannabe, Philip!" The girls rolled their eyes. "Wow, touchy, touchy."

"Now here comes somebody I'll actually like!" A girl with blue hair and a baseball cap turned backwards arrived. She dropped her guitar case and examined her castmates.

"Hey,pretty girl. How's it hanging?" Philip said to the girl. "Um, I'm Renee, and I like girls, so back off!"

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Mikayla: "I suddenly feel uncomfortable."

Emerald: "I sensed that Renee was a lesbian. Most of the girls are now extremely uncomfortable. I sense a mate for her will arrive."

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"Camper number thirteen is…" he back up a bit, "Snake!" This girl was bad news. Pink hair, everything black. "You might as well kick off any sexist freaks and lazy jerks because I'm not putting up with them."

"Whatevs. Our final camper is Zig." Every girl, except Renee, Snake, and Emerald stared in astonishment. He was gorgeous. Brown hair, brown eyes. "A skater boy? I like it." Mikayla said as she stepped closer to him.

"Okay, then. Now that we're all situated. Time to break into teams. Matheus, Renee, since I like you guys the most, you can be team captains."

Matheus picks: Emerald, Oliver, Billie, Hex, Mandy, and Zig

Renee picks: Snake, Adam, Kitty, Charlie, Mikayla, and Philip.

"Matheus, from this day forward, you will be known as The Screaming Mice! And Renee, our team will be The Killer Keyboards!"

"Why the reference to computers?" Billie asked.

"Because this season will be known as Total…Drama ….Reboot!" Many groans were heard among the campers. "Who will win the first challenge? Who will clash? And who will be eliminated? Find out next time on Total Drama Reboot!"

(Thanks for reading! I really wanna make this series work, and to do so, I'll need your help! I will take suggestions for challenges, rivalries, friendships, relationships, and of course you guys will be voting for elimination! R&R !)