Chapter 1: The Council of Elrond: Everyone is sitting in there chairs anxiously waiting for this dumb meeting to be started.
Legolas: Hurry up. My butt is starting to hurt, my hair is getting frizzy, and, and I miss my kitty!!!!!
Boromir: Shut-up you stupid blonde elf. Just sit there quietly so I can think about the havoc Faramir is causing in Osigiliath.
Aragorn, feeling very sad for his friend, runs over to comfort him.
Aragorn: Calm down, calm down. I'm sure that your kitty is fine.
Finally, after much complication, Lord Elrond walks in the door. Everyone starts cheering.
Elrond: Ok. Let's start this council before Legolas wets himself. Ok. Bring forth the ring Frodo.
Frodo pulls the ring out of his pocket and walks toward the platform that he was to put it on.
Elrond: Do you, Frodo Baggins of the Shire, take this ring- oops wrong council. Sit down Frodo.
Frodo ran over to his seat like he just got yelled at.
Elrond: One of you must take this accursed ring- hey where's the ring?
Gandalf: Frodo, we know that you like shinny things but please put it back.
Frodo: I don't have it. I swear Boromir has it.
Gandalf gets up and start smacking Boromir hoping he can get the ring to fall out.
Boromir: Ouch! Stop it you old bat.
Gandalf: HUH I'm appalled.
Meanwhile, Elrond was examining the platform.
Elrond: Hey there's a hole here. Someone drilled a hole so that the ring would fall and never be destroyed.
Boromir sits there blushing.
Frodo: HA! I knew he did it. You over grown........ Ring stealer you!
Boromir: So what if I did? The ring should go to Gondor. But that is not my hole, it's too small.
Some mysterious voice: Hahahahaha. It's mine, my own, my precioussssssss.
Elrond: Oh well. It looks like you will have to find the ring then destroy it. I pick Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin, Gandalf, Legolas, Gimli, Aragorn, and Boromir the traitor. OK. You're on your own now.
Everyone left and the Fellowship headed out the Great unknown of Middle Earth.
Please R&R. I know it my stink but just yeah never mind.