Ok, here we go! Another Sassy Gay Friend fic that I have written. If you didn't know I wrote others, go check them out! They're on different animes and other things, and I'm always writing more~ Anyway, this one is obviously for you Kyoya, and I hope you enjoy it!
Haruhi and Tamaki and having a fight. She told him to go screw himself and now Tamaki is about to take his own life. This situation could have been prevented if he had a sassy gay friend.
Kyoya ran up to Tamaki right before he was going to kill himself.
"What. What. What are you doing?" He said as music and sparkles appeared around him as he flipped his scarf.
"Haruhi doesn't love me anymore!" Tamaki said, crying like a baby.
"So we kill ourselves? Kill ourselves? That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard."
"But she said that she was mad at me and she didn't want to see me ever again! I don't deserve to live anymore!"
Then Kyoya slapped him.
"Snap out of it! Look, you met her Thursday. It's barely Tuesday morning. Slow down crazy. I mean, have you even slept with her yet?"
"Well, no, but-"
"Then stop being a crazy stupid bitch and stop trying to kill yourself over a girl that you barely know. Instead, try and do something nice for her and she won't hate your guts anymore!"
"Like what?"
"I don't know. Find out what she likes and then get it for her. Or just apologize for whatever you did to her. It would probably be better to just apologize though."
"Ok…I'll go do that now, Tamaki said before running off. Kyoya watched him go, then went off to find Mori, then they did some stuff~ Afterwards, Kyoya and Mori went back to their daily routine. Later in the day, Mori thought about Kyoya and what he did and he smirked.
"Mori likes," he said.
And that's the end of it. If you like, leave a review, favorite this, and go check out my other sassy gay friend stories. Bye!