Teens in Trouble
"Titans go!" Shouted Ronald, as the fiery stage, of which the battle was taking place, shimmered with a burning passion. Ronald was five down, two to go. These bastards wouldn't take down the Teen Titans! Ron had merely killed five grunts so far, knowing the true enemy was approaching. Then he saw him. "No..." Ron was in disbelief. A Titan had betrayed him! He had sold them out! He had attacked his friends! "Beast bo-" Ron was garilla pounded into the ground, with his esophagus twisted out of his liver and into his pancreas, where it unloaded a bowl full of Titan semantic sailors. "Ahh!" He howled. Beast boy let his big burly garilla hands quickly and briskly billshit the bitch out of him! Beast boy transformed back explaining is brief fury. "DONT YOU EVER CALL ME THAT AGAIN! I LEFT THAT LIFE BEHIND... I... I AM BEAST BURGLER NOW!" Robin coughed up some blood and cracked a smile- which beast boy took as Robin being smug, but really, Robin could not breathe any other way. "Do you really mean that- Beast Boooohhhyyyy" Everything went slow motion as Beast Bo- Burgler* pounced on the crippled Robin and proceeded to beat him down further than before. Again, Robin spoke. "Ugh... You... You... Traded everything... For a BURGLER title?! Heh. Pathetic. You aren't even a..." Robin choked. "A what?" Beast BURGLER snacked on a cigarette. "A BURGER!" DeadRobin was ground into the earth so far by the furious Beast BURGLER that the Earth inverted for a brief moment, causing the heruoshima blast from WWII to imbalance, creating a space time rift that made the Japanese win WWII. Serves you right. "Beast Boy scoffed at the ground- After all, DeadRobin no longer existed. And although Beast BURGLER felt happy, he knew Robin was fit, and beast BURGLER needed to lose some weight. Also that he should have gotten the title Beast Burger and not Beast BURGLER.
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