Westerville South Marching band things to know
Throwing babies is a good term.
Being called a "Nate Wahl" is NOT good.
Kneepads are not welcome when you have to kneel.
Anal rape is a sign of love
Don't be afraid to say "NEEEE"!!
Try and keep your black status to yourself.
Mr. D is Italian not white.
Stand battles are normal.
5 year old tissues are normal to find in lockers with old rewards
If you ever fall on the band room floor, DON'T BREATH IN!
It has been proven that mold IS growing on the floor. (samples were taken for a science project and most of it was in the trumpet section.)
There are nearly 5 band couples each year.
Steve is awesome, but taken.
Grayson is awesome, but crazy.
The flutes are the sluts.
The trumpets have ego
Geho is only kept around because of his awesome Napoleon Dynamite impersonation. (Its true Mr. D said it aloud.)
Chris is the only emo who wore all black in 95 heat at band camp.
OSU invitational was the BEST competition EVER!!!!
Playing stop and go with gay trumpet players is AWESOME!
Gummy bears "did it" in the low brass room.
Some chalk was needed.
Madlibs are NOT for freshman.
The Hippo DOES have a gun, and WILL shank people.
Just ask Steve.
Any information on this pink hippo named Bruce please contact WSHS.
NEVER PICTURE MR.D IN A PINK BIKINI WITH SPOTTS IN CERTAIN PLACES.
OR HORIZONTAL STRIPES.
Pimping out a lift will make it see-in-the-dark.
Bozaik is naturally creepy.
But also innocent
Hugging Mr. D is an invitation to die.
"Forward march" is a command to run over the other section
If you have one of the twins in your section you will have the loudest.
Nicknames get acquired fast.
Pickle is NOT his real name
Our hats make us cool and different, NOT gay cowboys.
Hugs are given with and without consent.
Daniel is prone to rape you with his baritone, so look out.
If you feel something hard pressing on your back, it is not necessarily a penis, please consider it to be an instrument or finger before screaming "He's raping me for real!"
It is NOT a bird, Allen! It is a penis!
Gantlets can be used to unlock the band room door, if you lucky.
Mr. D is VERY lucky to get his super model wife, just don't say it to his face.
Mr. Etienne is NOT insane, just special.
In our hearts
Don't use A.D.D. as an excuse, that's already true for everyone else.
"Hey Joe" is an awesome exercise.
Monty Python is an over used reference.
Steve might threaten you but he really doesn't mean it.
The drumline never sticks with their music.
People fell in all of our videos last year, so don't be afraid.
When it has just rained, don't back March through the baseball field. The entire melody was lost and our shoes were all muddy, it was fun.
The trombones are the LOUDEST section and most awesome
Being called a "tromboner" is not a compliment for a girl, but it will be used often.
The clarinets can do yoga.
The drumline disappears for all of band camp.
Mrs. Santelli is a main source for great quotes.
Mr. D will NEVER have kids, so don't suggest it.
Need a hug, go to the twins
there are many things to know so I'll stop here.