Disclaimer: I own nothing. Not even a red flag.*Sniff*

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How to Make Your Own 1832 Barricade

It's the day of General Lemarque's funeral and you're feeling quite down. The people need to rise, to fight for freedom. How are you going to do it? Build a barricade, of course!

Now, the first thing on your list should be furniture. To build an efficient barricade, we need lots of it. You need to create a fort, in a way, with this furniture. It creates an atmosphere of safety.

The next thing you need is a window.

Why?

Because it's common knowledge that when building a barricade/fort out of furniture, it's much more fun to through it out of a window first. Besides, it makes everything more dramatic!

Now, you need some singing french boys who want to fight for Patria. Maybe give them some songs to sing so they feel more loved.

The next item on our lists seems to be a Javert and a Jean ValJean! That should be fun. Make sure these two are enemies. If possible, have Jean ValJean be a forgiving soul. Javert is not the nicest person around.

To rally the people, we need a sign to show our dedication and unity. How about a red flag and some cockades?

I think those are perfect.

Cockades are quite easy. They need to be red, blue and white flowers and that's about it.

The flag is the harder part.

If you don't have a red flag, a ripped up piece of red fabric should do.

Leaders always seem to have a way to recognize them easy. I think, in this case having the leader wear a red coat (with a cockade pinned on, of course) should do.

The next step is to mix all those ingredients up nice and good, throw some guns and gun powder into the mix and your set.

Oh, and don't forget to have a lit torch, for the brave yet incredibly stupid revolutionary willing to ward of people while risking his or her life.

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A.N./ And there you have it! This isn't supposed to be offensive to anybody, so I'm sorry if it offended anyone. If there is anything similar to this, I'm sorry because I just got this idea from the top of my head.