The Horace Horsecollar version of "Part of Your World" ((I roleplay as Horace on Instagram horace_horsecollar))
Look at this stuff, isn't it neat? Wouldn't you think my collection's complete? Wouldn't you think I'm the horse, the one who has- everything?
Look at this trove, treasures untold. How many wonders can one cavern hold? Lookin' around here you'd think, "Sure, he's got everything."
I've got haybales and salt licks a plenty, I've got horseshoes and bridles galore! You want saddles? I've got twenty! But who cares? No big deal. I want COOOOOOOORES! (as in apple cores)
I wanna be where the cowboys are, I wanna see, see 'em all square-dancin'. Walkin' around without- What's that word again? Oh, yeah,- Hooves.
Up where they trot, up where they play, up where they spend all day in the Hay! Out of the bees, wish I could be, part of that BAAAARN!
Oh, what would I give, if I could live out of these stables? What would I pay, to spend a day warm on the desert? Betcha on sand, they understand, that they don't , reprimand their horses! Smart old horses, sick from disease, ready to RIIIIIIIDE!
And ready to know what the sheepdogs know, ask 'em my questions and get some answers! Like- What's a rash and why does it-what's the word?-BUUUURRN?
When's it my turn? Wouldn't I love? Love to apply some cream to this rash?
Out of the bees…..
Wish I could be…..
Part of that… BAAAARN!