Cigarettes and a bottle of jack
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*** Me and my friend were bored and randomly wrote this in the middle of the night. I was smoking at the time and it was the smoke that prompted this. Use Vices responsibly.
"I don't like girls, never did"
I laughed. "What are you talking about? You've been chasing skirts since we met first year on the train."
"It's all fun." The Irish boy slurred. "Never meant nuffin though."
"You amaze me. Only you would consider sex nothing" i lit a cigarette, taking a long drag. Seamus watched, his breath catching.
"But it is really is nothing. Just a wee bit of fun and some stress relief. And the birds know it's nothing. No harm done." He waved a half empty bottle around spilling some on the both of them.
"Watch it, your getting us wet." I cautioned, grabbing his arm as he fell forward.
"Maybe I want you wet Dean." He joked, a dangerous glint in his eye.
I stared at him and he smiled, drunk off his ass. "I like you, you know."
He reeked as he moved closer, before puking all over my shoes.
"Yeah me too man" I whisper to his passed out body