The Pale Ones read My Immortal

by KodyKrypt

Could we be any more unoriginal? I think not! TPO reads My Immortal, commonly regarded as the worst piece of fanfiction since Forbiden Fruits. Other band members may pop in and out. Rated M for curse words and sexual jokes and painful fanficness in general

1. Chapter 1

Kylie: Hi my sexy followers and new readers! In the interest of drumming up publicity for myself and because I am an unoriginal bitch, I decided to do another My Immortal commentary with my babies, The Pale Ones!

Joe: I'm not involved in this.

Kylie: yes you are. Sit down and stop stealing my keyboard. Let's get on it! Bold shtuff is the commentary. Non bold is the actual story. If it can even be called that.

Chapter 1.

AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) (Joe: yes, and I'm a horse.) 2 my gf (ew not in that way) raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! (Joe: even Kodi knows how to use the spell check function on Word…)Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX (Pip: what did I just read?)

Hi my name is Ebony (Kylie: I'm Kylie, that whiny bitch is Joe, the one eating a crayon is Kodi, The creepypasta guy with the bottle of jack is Pip, the uber goth one is Al and that guy is Starfish.) Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way (Joe: JOE MOTHAFUKKIN CROW, BEYOTCH!)

and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) (Pip: I'm pretty sure ebony and black mean the same thing…but I'm drunk. I wouldn't know.) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (Joe: I look like Sinister from Dope and Twisted Method!

Kylie: Don't be PROUD of that!) (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here) I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie.

I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white.

I have pale white skin (Al: Bet you're not as pale as me!) I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth(Joe: -Invader Zim Voice- YOU'RE LYING!) (in case you couldn't tell)

and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there (Al: Hot Topic is still around?) For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots(Pip: Joe has that outfit in his closet…

Joe: IT'S MY GIRLFRIENDS!) I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts.

It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them. (Pip: awwww, a young Al!)

"Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was….

Draco Malfoy!

"What's up Draco?" asked.

"Nothing." he said shyly.

But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.

AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangz! (Al: bitch, don't say 'fangs' as a pun for 'thanks' that is for horrorpunk only or for cheesy Halloween cards, not for little fake Goths.)