Ichigo had a massive headache.

Caused by one very annoying Hollow, who hadn't stopped talking for at least an hour.

He finally snapped.

'Go fuck yourself, Shiro.'

A brief pause. The strawbery sighed in relief. Then stiffened as the bleached version of him mentally said(scratch that) PURRED;

'hmmm... is that an invitation, Ichi?'

...

...

'shit.'


A/N: what the hell did i just do? i just took narcisissum(s?) and the phrase 'Go fuck yourself' to a whole new level.

Dont take this seriously. i was bored.