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Harry Potter Mad Libs
...Harry left the classroom acting along the corridor and around a corner, then took a detour and farted down to finish his glutious maximus, wishing he haden't mentioned Black, as Lupin was obviously not keen on the subject. Then Herry's thoughts wandered to his mother and father...
He felt sissified and strangly ugly even though he was so beutiful on glutious maximus. Weird though it was to hear his parenrs' last turds replayed inside his head, these were the only times Harry had heard their spies since he was a very stupid child. But he'd never be able to jump a proper Patronus if he wanted to hear his parents again...
"They're constapated," he told himself, bewildered. "They're constapated and lisining to specticals of them won't bring them back. You'd better get a grip on yourself if you want that Quidditch Cup."
He kicked up, crammed the last bit of glutious maximus in his mouth, and headed back to Gryffindor Tower.
~*~Washuu~*~
P.S. Like I said before, please don't take this seriously. This is just a part of my and my cousins twisted humour. :D
Harry Potter Mad Libs
...Harry left the classroom acting along the corridor and around a corner, then took a detour and farted down to finish his glutious maximus, wishing he haden't mentioned Black, as Lupin was obviously not keen on the subject. Then Herry's thoughts wandered to his mother and father...
He felt sissified and strangly ugly even though he was so beutiful on glutious maximus. Weird though it was to hear his parenrs' last turds replayed inside his head, these were the only times Harry had heard their spies since he was a very stupid child. But he'd never be able to jump a proper Patronus if he wanted to hear his parents again...
"They're constapated," he told himself, bewildered. "They're constapated and lisining to specticals of them won't bring them back. You'd better get a grip on yourself if you want that Quidditch Cup."
He kicked up, crammed the last bit of glutious maximus in his mouth, and headed back to Gryffindor Tower.
~*~Washuu~*~
P.S. Like I said before, please don't take this seriously. This is just a part of my and my cousins twisted humour. :D