Ranma Explains his greatest fight.
"Now, it was a sudden and unexpected encounter, so be sure I would have never been there if I knew my opponent would be waiting for me. I was left without options and so there I was, trying to stare down my adversary."
"I looked at it directly in the eye's and it glared back at me. I could see my adversary quivering in excitement, or anger.. not really sure which, but it was definitely not fear. My opponent doesn't even know the meaning of fear i am sure."
"I had no choice really. Either I won, or IT will when. Why IT? I refuse to acknowledge ITS gender. Nothing that evil could possible have a gender, so i refuse to acknowledge it. I raise my hand in a fist hoping to catch it off guard with a sudden attack... but it was not to be..."
"Wham!" Ranma rams his fist into his palm creating a load noise making his audience jump. "A War hammer rams me straight into and through the floor boards. The pain I felt reverberated through my body. I could hear my fiancee, Akane, shouting something at me, but I couldn't make out the words."
"I crawl out of the hole my body made and look directly at my adversary, then said 'You win again lunch-san.' and fainted as Akane's War hammer hits me in the face."
"Umm" Ranma's audience seemed confused. "I thought you were going to telling us how to Fight youma's?"
"I did!" Ranma stated proudly. "Never let anyone that cant cook into a kitchen and you could limit the outbreak of youma's by 75%. especially if you can prevent akane from cooking!"
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I so apologize for this.. random thought that popped into my head.. Ignore the spelling, grammar and other errors in this story. and my disclaimer is i dont own this...