Hello readers of Fanfiction! I'm Fanboy's Fangirl and I'm here with Zaxsause. Zax, say something. Hola! Yeah I don't speak Spanish, I barely know what I said. As you can see, in the authers notes anything I say will be in bold and everything he says will be italisized. The two of us will be co-writing this story together and first off this was Zax's idea so I can't take credit for that. So, start the story!
Oh and anything that's underlined does NOT belong to us and neither do Phineas and Ferb... ain't that right Zax? Right, sadly.
K, NOW start the story!
Steph's POV
Me and Zax come over and take a seat infornt of a big screen. "You ready?"
"Sure" Zax answered enthusiastically.
Looks at paper. "First up is, Isabella's Birthday by Myron Greenleaf." With that I put the paper away and pulled out a tub of popcorn with LOTS of salt and butter just the way I like it.
"Oh, popcorn." Zax tried to grab some of my popcorn... big mistake.
I swatted his hand leaving a big red mark on the back of his hand... and the palm of mine. "My popcorn! Now, lets light this popstand or how ever that saying goes." I pressed play and the scene started.
"I'VE GOT IT!" I shouted startling everybody.
"And what have you got?" Isabella asked.
"I know who I want to start dating, Mallorie was gonna dump me anyway, so I just saved her the trouble..."
"And who would you like to start dating?" Ferb asked with a smirk on his face. Isabella was sweating bullets.
"Isabella..." I said slowly. She looked almost shocked that I was addressing her. "Will you be my girlfriend?"
Isabella faints, Ferb faints, the guy listening to the radio outside fainted when he heard it, Linda who was in her cooking class fainted randomly into cake batter, Lawrence fainted at the British carneval and the ball he was holding flew out of his hand, hit some guy in the face, and hit the water dunk target where a guy was promptly thrown into the water, Candace screamed her head off for no reason, Vivan fell off of her chair in surprise, and Mayor Doofenshmirtz declared a Tri-State Area Holiday. All this happened because Phineas had asked Isabella to be his girlfriend. "Was it that big of a deal?"
"Was what that big of a deal?" some guy in a wrecking ball machine nearby shouted out.
"Um, do I know you?" Phineas asked.
"No. No you don't. So what was that big of a deal?"
"I asked out this girl named Isabella Garcia-Shapiro," I said. The guy fell back in surprise and the wrecking ball flew into a house and some guy was taking a bath. (If you have read The New Adventures of Phineas and Ferb, you should associate this with Mr. Cleveland Brown.)
"So is that a yes?" I asked Isabella once she recovered from fainting.
"Yes. Yes it is," Isabella said. "Well, I'm going to go see if I need to help my mom from the aftershock of what you asked me... So see ya tomorrow hun."
"Ok, I've scene enough!" I grabbed Zax's arm. "Come on we're going in there!" Without giving him a chance to respond I dragged him though the screen right into the scene. "Stop! Stop! Stop!"
All the characters jumped in surprise and turned to face us. "Who the heck are you guys!" Isabella asked still in utter surprise.
"Doesn't matter." I simply told her then turned to Phineas. "I know it's her birthday but WHY WOULD YOU AGREE TO THAT!"
"I promised her I'd grant any wish she had for the whole d..." Phineas defended but I stopped him.
"Corniness of the present aside. THAT'S certainly pushing it. I mean if it were ME I'd NEVER agree to that."
"Me neither." Zax agreed.
I looked at him weirdly and continued "If I was to break up with someone, I'd do it under my own free will. Not 'cause someone wished for it."
"She was planning on breaking up with ME anywa..."
"So... why... didn't... you let... her... do it?" I asked in a talking-to-idiots tone.
"I don't blame you Phineas if I knew that I woulda too."
I turned to Zax in disbelief. "Who's side are you on?"
"STOP INTERUPTING ME!"
"DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!" I just shurged it off and went on to what else was wrong with it. "And with all that fainting... I mean I agree with Phineas on that one. Was it REALLY that big a deal? And why's everyone make Isabella a fainter? I mean name ONE time she fainted in the show."
"Show?" Phineas asked confused. "What are you guys' talking about?"
"Whoo, there goes the fourth wall." Zax whistled.
I ignored Phineas and turned to Zax. "Yeah, it's fun to break the fourth wall. Now, you have anything else to add?"
"Nope," Zax answered. "I'm good."
And with that we walked back though the screen which appeared as a portal here.
I... got nothing... well taking advantage of the gloriousness of Co-writing. ZAX CLOSE THE CHAPTER! (I'm In The Band Reference) Well, since flames are inevitable bring em on chumps, I wanna see what you guys whine about first. Couldn't have said it better myself but one more thing. See that button right down there? Yeah, hit that and you get a cookie! No questions asked.
