hi all and welcome to something I have been trying to figure out how I was going to write and well it turned out like this sooooo I hope you enjoy my SI adventures in one piece, from beginning to end
I do not own this magnificent piece of awesomeness
other than that lets get on with the reading shall we?
Chapter 1 having a barrel of an introduction
Now in most cases I'm pretty much a light-ish sleeper with the exception of earthquakes, and I'd like to say that waking up somewhere thats not my bed is not very nice, especially when iwkae up with me being pushed and pulled around
"mmmmmmh what time is it?" I slowly moaned out as I continued to be rolled around and stopped suddenly as I let out a small groan finding my eyes slowly opening and closing in annoyance as I let out a small yaw slowly waking up as I lifted my arms only to wince as I felt let my hand hit the wall, hard
"oooow that hurt" I moaned pathetically as I rubbed my eyes and saw nothing, just plain blackness
"that weird" I stated but suddenly stopped talking as I was suddenly rolled upwards onto my as I blinked and realized something my kness were touching my legs, I cant stretch and its black
"oh no"
My hands flew around me
"no no no no"
I felt my confines of wood as my eyes darted around
"no no no no no no no"
I started to try and push but nothing happened, I was stuck
I don't like being stuck, I'm claustrophobic like that!
Breaths started to get shorter and shorter as I started to panic
"nonononononononoNOOOOOOOOOO!" I shouted as with all my might I slapped my hand against the wooden top
"get me out get me out get me out get me out GET ME OUT!" I shouted as I switched from slapping to punching
Only to groan in pain I felt pain fly through my knuckles as I glared through the darkness as I threw another punch and another and another and another until the pain was just unbearable and I gripped my right hand as I winced feeling the knuckles as they hurt
"Damn it" I muttered as I felt myself get more and more smaller
No no no no no no no
Suddenly hearing something move in my prison my eyes widened and I realized someone must have heard me yes I can. Get. Out…..hold what if they were the ones that put me in here?
Suddenly my hopeful mood turned sour and I started to feel angry, like really angry
And when I heard the shift I looked up and saw an small slither of light poke through as I suddenly move no longer caring if my knuckles hurt I threw one last punch ait slammed into the wood and in an instant the wooden lid was sent flying and I quickly latched onto the edges of the barrel pulling me up as light flooded through my eyes and I was now standing up, not caring that my joints hurt from the sudden movement and how my knuckles basically shouted pain
"GASP huff puff huff puff huff puff, WHO THE FUCK PUT ME IN A FUCKING BARREL!?" was the first words that left my mouth as I blinked and my eyes adjusted the light as I glared at who ever was in front of me
And unfortunately that was a kid shorter than me had a pink bob of hair wore big round glasses and looked ready to piss themselves
"u-u-um wh-wha-" before the stuttering kid could finish his words another smash of a wood did my head moved to another person breaking out of his barrel as he held his hands over his head as he looked like he just ate a bunch of unicorn rainbow shit, which was if couldn't tell was ice cream.
"aaaaah that was a good nap, hey whys that guy sleeping?" the guy said as he pointed behind me as I looked over and saw a guy fallen onto his back as he had a large red mark under his chin as the lid of my barrel right next to his head
".…..oops" I said as I finally calmed down and blinked in surprise
"hey did you hear that, something going down in the galley!" I heard someone yell as I looked in that direction on confusion, galley what the hell are they on about
"oh no, you two come with me!" the pink haired kid suddenly yelled as I felt him latch his hand on my wrist as he pulled me forwards and I suddenly hit the ground with a thud as the pink haired kid stopped and looked at me as I gave him an obvious glare
"im still in the fucking barrel remember?" I growled out as he seemed to shake at my tone as I quickly crawled out and slowly stood up only to suddenly fall forwards as I was once again dragged off, fucking dick!
As I caught up to the kid I pulled my hand away from his and looked behind me and blinked as the other guy from before was looking around in curiosity
"oh for fuck-get over here!" I whispered shouted as I quickly grabbed and pulled the guy in front of me and pushed him in front as the pink haired kid grabbed his wrist and quickly pulled him along as I quickly followed behind.
It wasn't until did the kid pull us into a storage room did I finally take a deep breath and slowly calmed down as I tried to get my thoughts in the correct order as I took in what I had and it started from this
1 I woke in a barrel
2 I was pissed off that I woke up in a barrel
3 is that monkey D luffy?
4 why why did I wake up in a barrel
5 the pink haired kid-wait hold on
"what you looking at?" I asked the kid as he flinched at my tone might have come off well pissed, but hey can you really blame me?
"u-um w-whats your name?" he asked as I sighed shaking my head
"hamish" I stated bluntly as I sat down and rubbed my temples as I felt my head hurt for a good couple of seconds as I was pretty sure that this was a dream
(Looks at knuckles)
A fairly real drea- AH fuck it not a dream ah that still fucking hurts
I winced in pain as I touched my knuckles to make sure I was not dreaming
"well I'm coby and thats luffy" the pink haired-sorry coby said as I sighed as I looked over at an eating and happy smiling luffy as I sized him up
He was about 5'8 maybe 5'9 so he was shorter than me, he had short black shaggy hair covered by his straw hat and he wore his usual red vest, jean shorts and sandles compared to me he was ready for the sea
Looking down at myself I couldn't help but groan in annoyance as I wore my brown baggy cargo pants with the pants legs rolled up slightly as I wore a pair of blacka nd white DC sneakers and finally an aqua blue t shirt over it.
Now I'm pretty sure I did not sleep with my shoes, but I also have a feeling that I shouldnt be complaining about what I have
"what are you doing inside those barrels?" coby asked as I looked up and shrugged sayign nothing as luffy laughed
"my ship sank so I fell asleep in a barrel" luffy said with a large grin as coby stared at him in disbelief, yeah I wouldnt believe it either if it wasn't for the fact how this guy has a tendency to throw sanity out the window and now I was standing next to him, well more like sitting
"thats insane, well why were you sailing all the way here the closest port is nowhere near here" coby said as luffy grinned happily
"well thats the thing I'm out on an adventure to find a crew and become the king of the pirates" luffy exclaimed as coby looked shock and then horrified
"what but thats insane thats means your going to be a pirate, don't you know what that means!?" coby yelled in shock as I gave him a blank look
"that he wants to become a pirate? I mean its kinda self explanatory if you think of it" I stated outloud as luffy giggled and coby's eyes went wide in shock
"b-but pirates, are cruel and horrible and they don't care about anyone but themselves" coby said as his eyes stared down at the ground
"but arent you a pirate?" luffy asked the obvious hypocritical question that seemed to shock coby
"w-well I'm not with them they just kidnapped me" coby said as he looked depressed
"i was out fishing outside my village when alvida kidnapped me and that was 2 years ago" coby said as he looked like he was ready to cry
"i never wanted to be a pirate, I just wanted to be a marine and capture the pirates not become one" he said as I rolled my eyes
"then why don't you just leave then?" luffy asked as it was just a simple question with deeper meaning behind it
"w-well its impo-"
"theres no such thing as impossible kid" I stated as coby blinked and flinched as he looked at me as he must have remembered I'm here
"in life you are told three things when your young, you can, you will and its impossible, the first two have and always be the right but the third is wrong, for anything to be impossible is simply just a barrier that adults and everyone put up to stop themselves and anyone else who were smart enough to try, so tell me coby is it really impossible to become a marine?" I asked as coby seemed to freeze in shock before he gave me a glare
"YES IT IS IMPOSSIBLE, I cant stand up to someone like alvida, she'll just crush me" coby said as he looked down and glared before he glared at me
"thats why its impossible!" he yelled as I just chuckled, you know if I remember right I found coby to be a bit of a wimp but now that he stood in front of me glaring at me
"if so impossible what the hell are you doing to me hmmm?" I asked sarcasm rolled off my tongue as he looked at me in confusion
"im pretty sure your standing up to me, someone who can obviously beat to a bloody pulp and then some but here you are standing up to me" I stated as I cracked my neck as coby stepped back gulping
"so why the hell cant you do that with alida?" I asked finally as coby froze again as I watched as his head pull the dots together
And in the mean time I casually and slowly stood up and walked over to luffy as he looked up at me with an apple in his mouth
"mind passing me one please?" I asked as luffy blinked and then grinned as he handed me one apple which I happily took a bite out of
"mmm thats juicy" I mused to myself with a small smile as I couldn't help it
"hehehe your interesting!" luffy exclaimed as I shrugged taking another bite
"y-your right" I heard coby finally said as I looked over at him
"right about what hmmm?" I asked casually enjoying my apple casually
"im done being a pirate I'm doing being pushed around!" coby yelled as I had to admit to yell that outloud was somewhat bold for the guy
"WHAT WAS THAT COBY!" a shout rung out as I heard a smash as I looked up and and watch wide eyes a fucking whale
Yeah a fucking wale of a woman fell downwards into the storage as I blinked
"holy shit coby when you said she'd crush I thought you were talking metaphorical not literally crush you!" I yelled as I just in the anime yeah she was fat but fucking hell this is beyond what I was seeing
"WHAT DID YOU SAY!?" the fat ass shouted at me as she pointed her metal club at me
"im sorry but I don't speak whale lord" I stated as her eyes twitched
"why you, COBY WHO IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE EAST BLUE!?" she shouted as coby seemed to freeze as everyone looked at him expectingly and suddenly he narrowed his eyes glaring right at her
"ITS NOT YOU YOU FAT BITCH!" coby shouted as I was taken back, didn't think id here him swear like that
"why you little-"
"ahahahahaha you tell her coby!" luffy said as he grabbed coby's shirt and mine as I suddenly found myself into the air
"whooooooa!" I yelped out as he landed and dropped us off on top of a deck with my eyes widening in shock as I fell on my ass
"geez at least warn me before you drag me off dick head!" I yelled as luffy just giggled at me as I rolled my eyes
"GET THEM!" I heard a shout rang out as it was followed by a bunch of cries of battle
Looking over my eyes widened as at least 10 men wiht sword ran towards us
"runaway!" I heard luffy yell as I looked over and he was already running
"you dick!" I yelled as I flipped myself over to my feet and started to run after him as the men were right behind me
"shit shit shit shit shit shit shit" I repeated as I didn't even care when luffy latched onto one of the main sail's and his arm started to stretch I just knew I had to duck in 3 2 1-
"hehehehe kidding!" as soon as luffy said that I dropped down to the ground just in time to duck under luffy's body as he came sailing through the air as he slammed into all of the men sending them flying back into random parts of the deck
"hahaha alright woo hoo!" luffy celebrated happily as I notice coby stared in absolute shock and horror
"l-luffy your arms just stretched h-how is that possible!?" coby yelled as I slowly stood up
"what did I tell you about impossible coby!? theres no such thing!" I yelled as coby flinched as his eyes widen and then quickly looked over as the fat woman finally jumped out of the hole as he took a deep breath and-
"OI ALVIDA I'M GOING TO BECOME A MARINE AND AFTER THAT THE FIRST PIRATE I'M GOING TO CATCH IS YOU FAT WOMAN!" coby shouted as alvida face went red as luffy just laughed happily.
"THATS IT I'M GOING TO CRUSH YOU ONCE AND FOR ALL YOU LITTLE PINK HAIRED SHIT!" alvida shouted as she hauled her club over her head
And knowing fully well luffy had this I decided to jsut say screw it as I pulled my hand back clutching my half eaten apple and chucked it watching as it sail over and slammed directly into alvida's nose as she yelped in shock and pain luffy looked over his shoulder as he gave me a large grin in return as he pulled his arm back as it stretched outwards
"gum gum-" luffy started out as alvida's eyes bugged out as she looked down at luffy and his outstretched arm
"w-wait you don't we can talk about thi-"
"-PISTOL!" and with a single shout as luffy threw his outstretched fist forwards as it slammed right into alvida's stomach as she was sent flying upwards into the sky
"huh blasting off again much" I mumbled as I looked over at her fading fat figure with mild interest
"ah look coby marines you can join them now!" luffy exclaimed with a smile as I quickly turned to watch as a ship casually sailed into view as my eyes narrowed
Marines were depicted in the anime as honest people wanting to make the world better, while also showing how currpt and sinister they are, quite an accurate view on how modern day society sees the local law enforcement at times.
"Hamish come we got to go!" I heard coby as I shook my head and quickly ran over to him and luffy as they lead me me over to one of the surviving life boats
As we quickly piled it I quickly found myself latching onto the side as the boat was dropped
"SHIIIIIIIIIT!" I shouted as the boat hit the water with a crash as I felt my entire body freeze from the suddenness of the drop I felt my heart stop for a good 2 seconds before I realized we were now sailing off
Oh thank god I thought I was going to die then and there
"ahahaha this was fun!" luffy exclaimed in joy as I couldn't help but growl in annoyance but decide to just let out a sigh as we slowly sailed away
"sigh yeah but where do we go now?" coby asked as me and luffy looked at him and shrugged
"dont know really know but I know where were going its going to be adventure!" stated with a grin as coby looked up at him in amazement I just stared at him blankly
"yeah sure whatever" I stated as I leaned back and quickly found myself staring out into the blue ocean with blank eyes as I wondered why the hell am I in one piece?
Chapter 1 end
annnnnnnnd done well I hope you all liked this one cause this took a while as I didn't know where to start so I just thought id start from well the start
but other than that id like to point out that I wasn't inspired but the usual SI fic 'this bites'
no no no no I can not compete with them I really cant but i'd like to say they inspired me to write out of the borders of canon, but I was inspired by another SI fic called 'ripples in the pond'
this fanfic honestly surprised or well caught me off guard with how interesting and well how the author wrote it and I just had to say that I was inspired really from him.
which is funny since he was inspired by 'this bites' to write his own SI fic
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