LoveSick- One/Song-Shot
Phineas & Ferb song fic
ferbXvanessa
He needs a break so he goes out with his boys to a bar. Yet Ferb has been so into his work he completely disregards his relationships; family and friends… even romantic ones. But of course Vanessa won't have any of this. She suddenly shows up years later.
Ferb POV
In the bar, literally everyone stared at her. I couldn't believe it. I hadn't seen her in years yet… I couldn't look away.
Most of these boots are hypnotized
staring at her bits and shiny thighs
Diamond jewel tips and they're wiley eyes
but they just don't recognize
I notice that she gives everyone the onceover, but somehow she's not impressed by any of them. They can't help the awkward glances at each other as though trying to figure out why?
I see her walk
looking side to side
and everybody stops
Looking Petrified
"Wow, did you see her?"
"Hell yeah I did, damn what I wouldn't do to that."
I nodded, sure I was mad at them, but in a bar comments like that are obviously going to happen… and in all honesty… I wouldn't mind thinking about it either.
She glances over briefly, again looking past me. And the guys tense up, I try my best not to chuckle at the irony, she knows what she's doing to us. To me.
Move down the block causing quite a stir
And she's looking pretty fresh man, I must concur
But I see through her exterior, and it's not that superior
The lip gloss bubble is bound to burst, you won't be the last, you can't be the first
She's grown up, from when we were kids, she's even more lovely than I remember. In that sexy, prowl she's been doing. I can't help but wonder, why, with every other woman that usually plays this game, I finally fall for it?
She's not much verse, mostly chorus
between those ears, mostly sawdust
she's mostly lovely, mostly never
Blah, blah, blah, blah, whatever
I take my shot, all at once. I stand, and approach her. I risk everything, my mind is no longer in control… but maybe it's what I want. All I've done for the past few years is to be dedicated to my job, and stay away from hussies… even familiar ones. Yet today… I can't really see what I'm doing, she's the only light I'm seeing. I might as well make a death wish.
Doctor, Doctor
Can't you see?
My minds been playing
Jokes on me
And I've been trying to save my soul
I've been trying to do right
But all I'm getting is the tunnel
At the end of the line
She's surrounded by overly confident men, I can't help but get slightly nervous.
She playfully hits one of them on the arm and they all go into a fit of laughter, she casually smiles, eyes half hooded. She knows what she's doing… she loves trouble, and I can't help but smile at them, they have no idea what this temptress is doing. Suddenly she walks away brushing past all of them, brushing past me… even though, I notice, there is enough room for her to not have done that… to me anyway.
Look at her now, she's laughing it up
And with a sex shooting verb, she'll be slapping them up
And in the meantime, she loves jacking them off
And with a smile telling them their not making the cut
The men all stare at me, as though I had something to do with it. I can't help but practically feel the burning glares all directed at me. I frown, I honestly don't think I did anything.
Now why you looking at me like I'm making this up
And why you looking at me like I'm floaty and hinged
Like I'm a little bit singed after a JD and Prozac binge
And just realized I try but can't win
Turning, I see her toss her hair. And suddenly her hands travel across her outfit, her fitted outfit, and I just blink trying to register what is going on. Shrugging she walks over to the ladies room disappearing from our views… yet we can still see her… she's been burned into our minds.
I'm getting sicker, I can't see
My eye lids flicker but I can't delete
The image that I have running in my brain
A chance that I've missed and I can't regain
I stand there like I had just been struck, my brother walks up to me.
"Wasn't that Vanessa?" I nod "Dude, she's…" I raise my hand, 'don't say it.' I don't want to hear my own brother say what is on everyone's head. "Are you going to try again?" I didn't know how to respond… was I that obvious?
Everybody knows apparently
I must just be a transparency
The thing I've been hiding so hopelessly is
That I just want this girl to know it's me
I let out a shaky breath.
Doctor, Doctor
Can't you see?
My minds been playing
Jokes on me
After years of denying, why, why does this happen to me? She walks out moments later and glances at me… she knows.
And I've been trying to save my soul
I've been trying to do right
But all I'm getting is the tunnel
At the end of the line
She knows what's in my mind, I can't hide, even in my newest shot glass, even after 4 more I can't hide it. If anything I think I'm going public now. She walks over to a new group.
All suited they glance at each other as if to say, it's only fair, those basterds.
Walking over, without a game plan I only see red and Vanessa.
Paranoid delusion all lovesick only lust
Nasty, jealous insecurity, that's how I'm coming across
Paranoid delusion all lovesick only lust
Nasty, jealous insecure at least that's how I'm coming across
I grab two more shots and down them. The burning sensation only blinding me more.
I'm getting sicker, I can't see
My eye lids flicker but I can't delete
The image that I have running in my brain
A chance that I've missed and I can't regain
I throw the first punch, and suddenly it's a full blown bar fight has begun.
Everybody knows apparently
I must just be a transparency
The thing I've been hiding so hopelessly is
That I just want this girl to know it's me
She finally looks at me, she winks and walks out. Suddenly I realize her game has been won. She got what she wanted. Bloody hell.
Doctor, Doctor
Can't you see?
My minds been playing
Jokes on me
A full blown punch is thrown directly at my face, but somehow it misses… barely. I'm trying to walk away from the aggravation.
And I've been trying to save my soul
I've been trying to do right
But all I'm getting is the tunnel
At the end of the line
I'm hit a few times, but the booze numbs all these hits… I'll be sore tomorrow.
Doctor, Doctor
Can't you see?
My minds been playing
Jokes on me
I can't believe I started a bar fight. All I've done my whole life is stay away from real danger. This might even put my career on the line.
And I've been trying to save my soul
I've been trying to do right
But all I'm getting is the tunnel
At the end of the line
Yet somehow I don't care all I want to do is find her.
Doctor, Doctor
Can't you see?
My minds been playing
Jokes on me
"It's about time." She says, she finally looks me fully in the eyes, "I've been waiting you know."
I don't hesitate, I crash my lips into hers.
And I've been trying to save my soul
I've been trying to do right
But all I'm getting is the tunnel
At the end of the line