Icepops

"Miranda want an ice pop?" Shepard stood in the door way of the Cerberus officers office.

"Sure I could use a little treat, be there in a few Shepard." The woman nodded her agreement.

Several of the other crewmembers were sitting in the mess enjoying a ice pop by the time Miranda showed.

Thane had one and looked as if he was actually enjoying it, Garrus licked his and he too hummed as he ate the frozen treat, Jack was working on her third and going for another, Shepard thought about how Tali would react so she turned the Quarian's into a frozen drink. Shepard handed one to the woman and took a seat on the counter.

"Alright princess Miranda, I want to pose a little contest with you." Shepard smirked as she eyed Miranda.

"And what type of contest would this be exactly." Miranda coolly retorted back.

"The one who can make the men here with us leave for the showers wins." Shepard's eyes went dark giving the woman a brief startle.

Shepard was not playing fair, it seemed to be a all out war, for all of Miranda's bragging about being made to look good she needed to be put to the test. The Cerberus Operative looked shocked for a moment then began taking count of how many me were in the room at present.

Watching the woman calculate was funny - Shepard knew that there were at least ten. The four men from the ground team, Jacob, Garrus, Zaeed, and Thane, Mordin stayed in the lab. Joker and Kenneth from engineering as well as three others from around the ship who were off duty.

Miranda knew what she looked like and she then began to contrast herself against her Commanding officer.

Sa'Lari Tenshi Shepard was beautiful, her dark chestnut hair highlighted by rust colored streaks sat neatly in the middle of her back, her light brown and gold eyes glowed – like a cat's, almond in shape, only to be accentuated with her long thick eyelashes, as they danced with amusement.

Her skin was a light caramel color, smooth and held no sign of age, her tapered eyebrows arched naturally, her oval face was perfect almost as if the woman was created herself. Sa'Lari had the cutest button nose, and her full lips always had a hint of color to them, quirked at the corners ready for the game to begin.

Shepard's body was tight and curvy, her breast size was slightly larger than Miranda's, her hips and behind were full , and by the way the male crew…. Ok anyone looks at the Commander, Miranda has competition.

"Alright Shepard your on." Miranda nodded and began to slowly like her pop.

Sa'Lari licked the pop from the base to the tip and wasn't giving much thought about what she was doing. Jack coughed, and started to laugh.

"What's so funny Jack?" The Commander looked over to the tattooed woman sitting to her left.

"Your tongue… is long as hell." Jack stuck her tongue out and tried to reach it from about an inch from her face.

"Ah…yes, I forgot about that." Sa'Lari grinned turning her eyes back to Miranda.

"So are you part alien or something?" Jack kept trying and still had no success.

"Nope… All Natural." Giving Miranda the sick-ingly sweet smile that continued to challenge the Cerberus cheerleader, as Jack so fondly calls her.

All the other crewmembers looked and Collectors be damned if the male crewmembers didn't get up and leave right there. Shepard titled her head back with the pop resting on her lips, she licked the tip of the pop a few times – you could hear the shifting and slight groans from the men around the room. Shepard stuck her tongue out and licked the iced treat slightly wrapping her pink muscle a quarter of the way around it, bringing the treat down into her mouth.

Torturously slow did she pull the frozen juice out and let it slide back into her mouth. The pop melted slowly from her milking it. Slight moans and gasp that escaped the Commanders lips reached into the minds of 'what if.'

The brave souls that couldn't stand it any longer left to their respective areas… quickly.

Zaeed being older and not attracted to the young woman ignored her, but chuckled alongside Jack who kept calling the men 'Pussies' due to their retreats.

Garrus, laughed and left thanking Shepard for the treat, he was use to her antics, it was nothing new to him.

Miranda lost and that's all there was to it, the raven haired woman hung her head. Shepard hopped off the counter and walked over to Miranda, "Being beautiful doesn't mean constantly stating it. But I think you gave up, not fair."

Miranda smiled weakly as Sa'Lari touched the Operative's shoulder, the Commander gave her a gentle smile before heading to her loft.