Disclaimer: If I owned it Calptrap would've been given a rocket launcher.
They tried really they did but in the end it was all for naught. They stole her kills, forced her to reload, even let her bleed out a bit before healing her. However Gaige had finally maxed out her Anarchy, and judging by her insane look chaos was soon to follow. One by one the five other Vault Hunters made half assed excuses to go elsewhere like Opportunity. Sure it's a city full of Hyperion soldiers ready to open fire and sure they'll probably be slaughtered in seconds but it sure beat being around Gaige again. What she did with Dukino's mom, the Sheriff of Lynchwood and Deathtrap would haunt them for the rest of their lives.
Forstburn Canyon, Lair of the Firehawk
Together with the child Vault Hunter Lilith was easily able to repel the Bloodshot bandits. Sure the girl, Gaige if she recalled correctly, was odd shouting out 'Player you're going to break the game!' and couldn't hit a target at point blank range but when the bullet did connect gory bits went everywhere. Throw in her 'baby', if baby meant death dealing laser shooting floating robot, Gaige was a force to be reckoned with. It wasn't till she saw the insane look in her eyes was she worried but Lilith chalked it up to trauma, first mistake.
The second mistake was when she had the Mechromancer investigate the cult she had accidentally started without supervision. When the other Vault Hunters learned what happened they refused to set foot near the canyon regardless of the pay. This worried her a bit but what harm could a high school dropout do?
Her third mistake was to ignore the growing sense of dread drowning it in rakkale as she attempted to seduce Roland. Which then in turn turned into a wild night of trying to out drink Salvador.
The fourth mistake was drinking enough to kill Mordecai and then absorbing more Eridium. The resulting hangover yet light headed high caused her to teleport, minus her gear.
The fifth and final mistake was appearing in her full Firehawk glory, however due to dizziness she fell to her knees unknowingly bowing to Gaige. Gaige had apparently liked being a Goddess and with a few tips from Maya quickly had the entire bandit cult under her thumb. When they saw the Firehawk bending knee the bandits knew that the Omnissiah was a true Goddess. For if the Firehawk willingly bowed knee what chance did they have?
Forstburn Canyon later
"Praise the Vault Hunter! Praise be the Mechromancer!" The adoring cries of the former Firehawk cultists called out. Rolling her eyes Lilith continued to fan the Omnissah more commonly known as Gaige. Said girl was lounging on a throne of claptrap units basking in the praises of her worshippers. Swearing to herself never to give an obviously insane Vault Hunter a job Lilith hastened her fanning as Deathtrap menaced over her; clearly thinking Lilith could work harder.
A/N: Well I'm not dead and to those who are waiting for Never Assume to update I apologize but my muse for that story has blown her brains out. Anyway for those who don't know, when Gaige maxes out her Anarchy (400 stacks) she breaks the 4th wall AND develops a God complex. This will be a collection of oneshots in which Gaige does as she wishes. If y'all got any suggestions or ideas just leave it in a review or drop me a line.