A/N: This was just a little idea that was playing on my mind in double maths today. Hope you enjoy it Oh yeah it's very random.
Death Eaters Do Karaoke
Rated – T
DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN ANYTHING OTHER THAN THE PLOT. SONGS BELONG TO THE WRITERS AND CHARACTERS ARE JK ROWLINGS
Summary – Voldemort thinks the Death Eaters deserve a break from killing muggleborns so he organizes a karaoke party. VERY OCC.
Set in the second war (HPDH).
Voldemort was sat in the ballroom of Malfoy Manor when the thought struck him. His death eaters had not had much fun since the war started and he knew just what they needed. "Bellatrix!" A lady with unruly curly black hair ran to him. "My Lord called me."
"That I did Bella. Call every death eater not on duty to me this instant."
"Of course My Lord."
Soon many death eaters filled the ballroom, eagerly awaiting Voldemort's command. If he asked them to jump off a bridge, they probably would.
"My loyal companions, the time hath come." An excited murmur went through the crowd gathered.
"Where's Potter then?" Avery shouted.
"We don't have Potter you imbecile. Potter is probably hiding away at this moment. I meant the time has come for fun." The death eaters looked at each other puzzled. "We are having a karaoke party tonight."
"M'lord are you sure it's appropriate?"
"I am the Lord Voldemort and what I say goes. I am the evilest and most powerful wizard ever and I WANT A KARAOKE PARTY SO WERE HAVING ONE." Voldemort at this point sounded like a spoiled small child. If he was not the Dark Lord who controlled whether they lived or died many would have laughed at that point, but seeing as he was controlling their lives, they held their giggles in. "I want everyone in here at 8 o'clock sharp. Dismissed."
At eight o'clock that evening the Death Eaters gathered in the ballroom which had been transfigured to look like a muggle eighties nightclub. In the centre of the room was a stage with a karaoke machine on it. Voldemort was wearing tight yellow Lycra pants and a sparkly silver jumper. "Bellatrix, your first, I picked out a song especially for you. I believe it's called Barbie Girl." Voldemort had really lost the plot. Bellatrix made her way onto the stage glaring at the death eaters who dared to laugh. She took the microphone. The music started up and Bellatrix sang with aggression that really made her sound like an axe murderer rather a Barbie girl.
I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world I'm a blonde single girl in the fantasy world You can touch, you can play I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please You can touch, you can play Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Dress me up, take your time, I'm your dollie
You're my doll, rock and roll, feel the glamour and pain
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky-panky
You can say I'm always yours, oooh whoa
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, be my friend, let us do it again
Hit the town, fool around, let's go party
You can say I'm always yours
You can touch, you can play
You can say I'm always yours
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
When the music ended, all the Death Eaters were in fits of laughter. Bellatrix looked as though she wanted to 'Avada' them all. When the laughter subdued and Bellatrix was off stage Voldemort spoke again slightly chuckling, "I never knew you had it in your Bella, next up is Lucius Malfoy singing Relight My Fire." Lucius looked horrified, but stumbled up onto the stage. As the music started, he picked up the microphone:
Help me escape this feeling' of insecurity Relight my fire, your love is my only desire Turn back the times 'til the days when our love was new Relight my fire, your love is my only desire You gotta be sure enough to walk on through the night Relight my fire, your love is my only desire
I need you so much but I don't think you really need me
But if we all stand up in the name of love
And state the case of what we're dreamin' of
I've got to say I only dream of you
But like a thief in the night you took away the love that I knew
Relight my fire cos I need your love
Do you remember
No matter what was happenin', I was there with you
But if we all stand up for what we believe
And maybe live within our possibilities
The world would be wild for the dream
So baby don't turn away, listen to what I gotta say
Relight my fire cos I need your love
Relight my fire, your love is my only desire
Relight my fire cos I need your love, yeah
There's another new day on the other side
Cos I got hope in my soul I keep on walkin' baby
Relight my fire cos I need your love
Relight my fire, your love is my only desire
Relight my fire cos I need your love, yeah
When he had finished the death eaters were once again splitting their sides with laughter. Draco took one look at his father and burst into fits of giggles. "Well done Lucius," Voldemort chuckled, this was even more fun than he had expected. "Last up is myself. I will be singing Bad. You will enjoy it. You will clap." His voice was forceful. Once again the music started playing:
Your butt is mine Cause I run UPT. I'm giving you Well they say the sky's the Because I'm bad, I'm bad. The world is out Gonna tell you right But they say the sky's the limit Because I'm bad, I'm bad. We can change the world tomorrow Because I'm bad, I'm bad. Woo! Woo! Woo! You know I'm bad, I'm bad. You know I'm smooth, I'm bad. You know I'm bad, I'm bad.
Gonna tell you right
Just show your face
In broad daylight
I'm telling you
On how I feel
Gonna hurt your mind
Don't shoot to kill
Cause I run UPT.
Lay it on me
All right...
On count of three
To show your stuff
Or let it be...
I'm telling you
Just watch your mouth
I know your game
What you're about
limit
And to me that's really true
But my friend you have seen nothin'
Just wait 'til I get through...
Cause I run UPT.
(Bad bad-really, really bad)
You know I'm bad, I'm bad.
You know it.
(Bad bad-really, really bad)
You know I'm bad, I'm bad.
Cause I run UPT, you know.
(Bad bad-really, really bad)
And the whole world has to
answer right now
Just to tell you once again,
Who's bad...
You're doin' wrong
Gonna lock you up
Before too long,
Your lyin' eyes
So listen up
Don't make a fight,
Your talk is cheap
You're not a man
You're throwin' stones
To hide your hands
And to me that's really true
And my friends you have seen nothin'
Just wait 'til I get through...
Cause I run UPT.
(Bad bad-really, really bad)
You know I'm bad, I'm bad.
You know it.
(Bad bad-really, really bad)
You know I'm bad, I'm bad.
You know it, you know.
(Bad bad-really, really bad)
And the whole
world has to
answer right now
(And the whole world has to
answer right now)
Just to tell you once again,
(Just to tell you once again,)
Who's bad...
This could be a better place
If you don't like what I'm sayin'
Then won't slap my face...
Cause I run UPT.
(Bad bad-really, really bad)
You know I'm bad, I'm bad.
You know it.
(Bad bad-really, really bad)
You know I'm bad, I'm bad.
You know it, you know.
(Bad bad-really, really bad)
(And the whole world has to
answer right now
Just to tell you once again)
Cause I run UPT.
(Bad bad-really, really bad)
You know I'm bad, I'm bad.
You know it - you know it.
(Bad bad-really, really bad)
You know, you know, you know,
you know, come on
(Bad bad-really, really bad)
And the whole world has to
answer right now
(And the whole world has to
answer right now)
Just to tell you once again,
(Just to tell you once again,)
You know it.
(Bad bad-really, really bad)
You know I'm bad, I'm bad baby.
(Bad bad-really, really bad)
You know, you know, you know it,
come on
(Bad bad-really, really bad)
And the whole world has to
answer right now
(And the whole world has to
answer right now)
Woo!
(Just to tell you once again,)
You know it.
(Bad bad-really, really bad)
You know I'm bad, you know
hoo!
(Bad bad-really, really bad)
You know I'm bad, I'm bad
you know i
t, you know
(Bad bad-really, really bad)
And the whole world has to
answer right now
(And the whole world has to
answer right now)
Just to tell you once again,
(Just to tell you once again,)
Who's bad?
All the death eaters cheered as their Lord, who was a surprisingly good singer finished. "That concludes Karaoke Night. Tomorrow night is Bingo." Voldemort smiled to himself, he really was the best Dark Lord.
A/N: I know this is so random, but please review.