inuyashasnap44: Hi yeah this is my first fan fic ever so if it is so bad it makes your ears bleed that's your problem!
The Night Gaara Went Crazy! (-er than usual)
One night Gaara was walking around in a cemetery doing his usual stuff: Digging up graves, laughing at dead people, when suddenly,
BANG! Haku and Zabuza jumped out of his gourd! "Why the hell did you just jump out of my gourd and how the hell did you get in there?" yelled Garra.
"First of all, I'M A NINJA and second of all, we made a giant gap in it and crawled in when you were digging up Naruto's parents grave," explained Zabuza. Suddenly Naruto burst into the graveyard and started flooding with tears. "Why?" screamed Naruto and then he ran away.
"Wait, let me get this straight," said Gaara. "You made a HOLE in my gourd?" Suddenly Gaara ripped off his gourd, saw the hole, and burst into tears, "Gourdy! Noooo!" Gaara looked around to see sand scattered everywhere. "Okay, that's it. Now I'm pissed! –Spanish accent- You pay for what you have done to my lovely gourd. And sand. Sand too."
Zabuza brought out his huge-ass sword, Haku his huge-ass ice prison and some granny knitting needles. They both attacked at the same time. Gaara said, "Blam you pieces of shit," and used the sand coffin jutsu. Then used dessert funeral to crush their asses into a billion bloody pieces. "Wow I blinked and it was over," said Gaara.
Inuyashasnap44: FYI, my username is Inuyasha snap… Not Inuyasha's nap. Review or Gaara will kill you too! Notice: my favorite saying is, "Blam this piece of SHIT!"
Stay tuned to see who gets their ass kicked next!