Have you written up that report for me?MH

No brother unlike some people I am busy with Lestrade's new case - SH

Still playing the violin at 2 in the morning? Try not to get Lestrade killed, will you?MH

I think you'll find that it's soothing and why would I get my handler killed hes far to valuable to my dear brother, or did you think I'd not notice your little crush on our DI?- SH

I do not have a crush on Lestrade! And good I need somebody to keep you in check. Brilliant but do remember John is only human and needs you MH

Oh really? Well your eyes were the give away brother and your not the only Holmes with access to security systems! Plus do not harass me over the Internet or I will report you even if you are the British government! -SH

Ok Sherlock calm down! I will stop! My eyes? I didn't think you came close enough. To see my eyes. MH

Oh dear brother you seem to under estimate my deductions. -SH

How's John?

Fine thank you sleeping soundly as we speak actually how's Lestrade no need to ask how I know he's with you. But remember brother caring is a chemical defect found in the losing side is it not? - SH

MH

Forgetting your own name dear brother old age must be getting to you - SG

SH

Maybe it is. I don't know anymore. And he's fine. MH

Tell him the butler did it- SH

Oh so I'm not the only one? MH

Ok Sherlock, Anderson still an idiot?

That was an autocorrect error, yes Anderson will always be an idiot Mycroft-SH

Johns awake. He's found your experiment book. Lestrade says thanks and arrested the butler. And Anderson called you a freak MH

I know he's awake I do share a flat with him. Mycroft it's 2 in the morning why on earth are you with Anderson plus I'm used to it just tell him that Donavon's cheating on him- SH

No reason. Ok but with who? And I know you share a flat with him MH

Easy DI Gerardson- SH

Anderson is coming over to 221B right now he just got a cab MH

No god no I HATE YOU OK IM NOT IN! -SH

I told him that you would say that, and that is why for once in my life I tried to help you. Can you deduce how? MH

You sent him to 221b green street didn't you when he got his coat you paid off the driver? SH

Close, I sent him as far away from you as possible, he may, if your lucky end up in birmingham MH

Thank you that's the kindest thing you've done in years-SH

I think I owe you. MH

Yes that you do- SH

Anderson is such an idiot he still hasn't figures it outMH

I don't expect he will with the sleeping pills you slipped in his coffee earlier- SH

How did you know? Lestrades got another case for you, he says it might be linked to the previous. Do you want him to come over or should I just text you? MH

Tomorrow brother John is having nightmares lets say no more on the matter, to everyone else I am still a sociopath. You still underestimate my deductions brother dear.-SH

Yes I do, I underestimate you dear brother. Just text me when you want the details as Lestrade won't be in touch until sunday. MH

Ok good I have to go.-SH

Details please -SH

Sherlock! Its 1am we were sleeping!

Sorry bored and mrs Hudson took my gun-SH

Ok well let me wake Lestrade MH ps. She hid it in the food section of the fridge

Thank you - SH

Its ok, any way Greg said: she's about 20, blond hair, blue eyes, married, wearing bright colours, and neon convers. They can't find the cause of death, he's leaving that to you. MH, get your gun back?

The university teacher did it come on even Anderson could work that out! And yes I did- SH

Good Lestrade was going to do it but I told him you where bored. MH anderson couldn't have figured it out as he's in

Well done brother I just feel sorry for Captain Harkness if they bump into each other! - SH

Yes, don't worry I sorted that out aswell, he's on the other side of cardiff,MH

Oh wait spoke to soon he's under alien attack, now they have to get involvedMH

No worries if he does get in the way I'm sure Dr Harper will sort him out and Ianto can make him disappear- SH

Donnaven is really annoyed with you and she's coming over with a gun. MH

I'd like to see her try and get in!- SH

I might just watch. MH

Well you'd have no difficulty in finding the right camera near my flat. -SH

Belive it or not I do care about you Sherlock. MH

Ok. Maybe you should tell him how to use one, he might come home in a better mood. MH

Yes I might but goodbye for now I have an angry copper at my door with a gun until the next time brother- SH