A/N: I don't own Mario or any other realted characters( I wish I did!!!) They belong to Nintendo!!!
Other Note: Mario is married to Peach in this story & they live together in the castle with Toad, Yoshi, and the GOOD guys!!! Luigi lives on the street.
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- Mario & Princess Peach's Castle -
Mario and Peach: *Moans Extremely Loud*
Toad: What the fucking Hell!!!!
Yoshi: I layed an egg to the noise! I hate hatching eggs to Peach's Moans!!!
Mario and Peach: *Moan louder than ever*
Yoshi: *Lays another egg* -_-
Toad: * Barfs on Yoshi *
Yoshi: *lays yet ANOTHER egg* O_o;; whoa.... *holds his (whatever the eggs come out of) so he doesn't lay anymore. *Also beats the shit out of Toad and re-forms his face from the barf*
BANG!!!
Mario: Yoshi, did the bed fall through again???
And indeed the bed had fallen through the floor onto the floor beneath.
Yoshi: *on the floor above looking through the hole* Yes sir and tell Peach she has a hairy one.
Mario: Since you did say that, I will give you three hours to "pleasure" yourself.
Toad: *Barfs again this time on Yoshi's eggs!*
Yoshi: *Runs quickly to bathroom w/out eggs* ^______^ *grins*
Toad: *didn't notice Yoshi went into the bathroom, but barfs anyway*
Yoshi's eggs: *Punch Toad and re-form his face*
Mario: Sorry Peach! *Picks up Peach and throws himself and her in their room.*
2 seconds later...
Mario & Peach: *Moan*
SQUIRT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Toad: WTF!!! *Runs away* I DIDN'T SEE THAT!!! *Barfs*
Yoshi's eggs: Follow Toad!!
Toad: *still running, then trips and falls on the ground* OOF!!
Yoshi's Eggs: *bump into Toad*
Toad: I'm going into the bathroom to hide in the stall!!! *runs to that bathroom* AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! *farts*
Yoshi: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *lays another egg*
Eggs: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! *roll over*
Toad: *runs away to another part of the castle and finds a door*
Knock Knock Knock; Toad hears someone knock on it on the other side of the door!
Toad: I'm running to the door!!!
Toad: *Opens door*
Bowser comes to the door!
(A/N: I said door at the end of five sentences!)
Bowser: Hey you little fucker!
Toad: Hey bowser sir!
Bowser: Where's your Owners!!!
Toad: Hey fucker nobody owns me!!! *Punches Bowser but breaks his own arm* OWWW!!! *finds a mushroom and eats it and his arm heals* ^___^ better...
Bowser: *Laughs really hard* Where are your friends then skim?
Toad: Um.....
Mario & Peach: *Moaning noises are heard throughout the castle*
Toad: *Barfs on Bowser*
Silence except for the moans!
SQUIRT!!!!!!!
Yoshi: *Moans*
Toad: He still has 2 hours and 55 minutes..... I have no idea how long "They" have.
Bowser: *Barfs on toad* I see how you feel.
Toad: Ewww Blue barf!!!! Now I know how it feels! *Barfs again on himself*
Bowser: *Barfs on himself & Toad* O____o;;;
Mario, Peach, & Yoshi: *Moan*
Mario & Yoshi: SQUIRT!!!!!!!!!
Toad and Bowser: O__o;; *freaked*
Yoshi Eggs: WHEEE!!!
-Somewhere on the street-
Luigi: -_- I haven't picked up a prostitute in five days!!! *sings* I'm all alone... there no one here biside me...
Vitamin C: Shut the fuck up!!!!
Luigi: *pulles out his Evanescence CD* I have nothing else to do... *sings* WAKE ME UP INSIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Amy Lee: Shut the fuck up!!!!!!! I'm the goddess here and I can sing so shut the fuck up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A/N: I don't own Evanescence,Vitamin C, Or anyone else I use either.
Luigi: * sings* Okay uh hu what's up.......
JT Money: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!
Luigi: This is weird... I keep hearing voices in my head!!! O_o;; *starts crying* I'm scared!!! *sings* You better lose yourself in the music...
Eminem: *Whispers to Amy Lee, Vitamin C, and JT Money*
All 3 of them: *Beat the shit out of Luigi*
Luigi: Ow!!!!!!!!!! They ARE visible!!!
- Back at the castle -
Several Hours have passed and Yoshi's eggs have all hatched and everyone is eating!!!
Mario: Toad,
Toad: Yes sir,
Mario: *Sees tea grains* TEA GRAINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Toad: um.......... rooooiiiiiiiiiggggggghttt..........
Yoshi: Ahhhhh... I'm still pleasured!!!!
SQUIRT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Peach: There is some white stuff in my tea!!!!! *Drinks* Yummy!!!!!!! Protein!!
Yoshi: *Barfs*
Yoshi's babies: Alot of people have barfed in the past 10 hours!!!!!!!!!! *All barf*
Mario: I think mister author sir you need to finish the 1st chapter.
Author: *Shoots a baby yoshi w/ tranquilizer*
Baby Yoshi: X_x Uhg...
All: O_o()
A/N: This is the end of Chapter One!!! R & R!!!!!!!! And I didn't kill the Yoshi! It fell unconcious!
Other Note: Mario is married to Peach in this story & they live together in the castle with Toad, Yoshi, and the GOOD guys!!! Luigi lives on the street.
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- Mario & Princess Peach's Castle -
Mario and Peach: *Moans Extremely Loud*
Toad: What the fucking Hell!!!!
Yoshi: I layed an egg to the noise! I hate hatching eggs to Peach's Moans!!!
Mario and Peach: *Moan louder than ever*
Yoshi: *Lays another egg* -_-
Toad: * Barfs on Yoshi *
Yoshi: *lays yet ANOTHER egg* O_o;; whoa.... *holds his (whatever the eggs come out of) so he doesn't lay anymore. *Also beats the shit out of Toad and re-forms his face from the barf*
BANG!!!
Mario: Yoshi, did the bed fall through again???
And indeed the bed had fallen through the floor onto the floor beneath.
Yoshi: *on the floor above looking through the hole* Yes sir and tell Peach she has a hairy one.
Mario: Since you did say that, I will give you three hours to "pleasure" yourself.
Toad: *Barfs again this time on Yoshi's eggs!*
Yoshi: *Runs quickly to bathroom w/out eggs* ^______^ *grins*
Toad: *didn't notice Yoshi went into the bathroom, but barfs anyway*
Yoshi's eggs: *Punch Toad and re-form his face*
Mario: Sorry Peach! *Picks up Peach and throws himself and her in their room.*
2 seconds later...
Mario & Peach: *Moan*
SQUIRT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Toad: WTF!!! *Runs away* I DIDN'T SEE THAT!!! *Barfs*
Yoshi's eggs: Follow Toad!!
Toad: *still running, then trips and falls on the ground* OOF!!
Yoshi's Eggs: *bump into Toad*
Toad: I'm going into the bathroom to hide in the stall!!! *runs to that bathroom* AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! *farts*
Yoshi: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *lays another egg*
Eggs: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! *roll over*
Toad: *runs away to another part of the castle and finds a door*
Knock Knock Knock; Toad hears someone knock on it on the other side of the door!
Toad: I'm running to the door!!!
Toad: *Opens door*
Bowser comes to the door!
(A/N: I said door at the end of five sentences!)
Bowser: Hey you little fucker!
Toad: Hey bowser sir!
Bowser: Where's your Owners!!!
Toad: Hey fucker nobody owns me!!! *Punches Bowser but breaks his own arm* OWWW!!! *finds a mushroom and eats it and his arm heals* ^___^ better...
Bowser: *Laughs really hard* Where are your friends then skim?
Toad: Um.....
Mario & Peach: *Moaning noises are heard throughout the castle*
Toad: *Barfs on Bowser*
Silence except for the moans!
SQUIRT!!!!!!!
Yoshi: *Moans*
Toad: He still has 2 hours and 55 minutes..... I have no idea how long "They" have.
Bowser: *Barfs on toad* I see how you feel.
Toad: Ewww Blue barf!!!! Now I know how it feels! *Barfs again on himself*
Bowser: *Barfs on himself & Toad* O____o;;;
Mario, Peach, & Yoshi: *Moan*
Mario & Yoshi: SQUIRT!!!!!!!!!
Toad and Bowser: O__o;; *freaked*
Yoshi Eggs: WHEEE!!!
-Somewhere on the street-
Luigi: -_- I haven't picked up a prostitute in five days!!! *sings* I'm all alone... there no one here biside me...
Vitamin C: Shut the fuck up!!!!
Luigi: *pulles out his Evanescence CD* I have nothing else to do... *sings* WAKE ME UP INSIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Amy Lee: Shut the fuck up!!!!!!! I'm the goddess here and I can sing so shut the fuck up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A/N: I don't own Evanescence,Vitamin C, Or anyone else I use either.
Luigi: * sings* Okay uh hu what's up.......
JT Money: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!
Luigi: This is weird... I keep hearing voices in my head!!! O_o;; *starts crying* I'm scared!!! *sings* You better lose yourself in the music...
Eminem: *Whispers to Amy Lee, Vitamin C, and JT Money*
All 3 of them: *Beat the shit out of Luigi*
Luigi: Ow!!!!!!!!!! They ARE visible!!!
- Back at the castle -
Several Hours have passed and Yoshi's eggs have all hatched and everyone is eating!!!
Mario: Toad,
Toad: Yes sir,
Mario: *Sees tea grains* TEA GRAINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Toad: um.......... rooooiiiiiiiiiggggggghttt..........
Yoshi: Ahhhhh... I'm still pleasured!!!!
SQUIRT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Peach: There is some white stuff in my tea!!!!! *Drinks* Yummy!!!!!!! Protein!!
Yoshi: *Barfs*
Yoshi's babies: Alot of people have barfed in the past 10 hours!!!!!!!!!! *All barf*
Mario: I think mister author sir you need to finish the 1st chapter.
Author: *Shoots a baby yoshi w/ tranquilizer*
Baby Yoshi: X_x Uhg...
All: O_o()
A/N: This is the end of Chapter One!!! R & R!!!!!!!! And I didn't kill the Yoshi! It fell unconcious!