Disclaimer: I dun own Tenchi or the Weakest Link! If I did, I would have me lossa money and my name would be Mitsuko Breamov. And it's not...

~*~ THE WEAKEST LINK:INTRO~*~

Washu: Welcome to the Weakest Link! Special Tenchi Edition. In this game, erm...by "request," we will have 2 people per team and 5 teams.

Ryoko: *Ryoko sits under the podium pointing a hairdryer at crab that is blindfolded* Now, WHO is on which team?

Washu: Erm...Tenchi is on Ryoko's team.

Ayeka: WHAT?!? That's not fair.

Washu: Have a flowerpot, Ayeka. *throws a flowerpot into Ayeka's head*

Ayeka: OWWWWW!!!!! *crys*

Washu: Moving on.....Ayeka is on Noboyuki's team.

Noboyuki: *waves at Ayeka* Hey there.

Ayeka: Get away, you pervert!!! * takes the flowerpot off of her head and chucks it at Noboyuki*

Washu: *clears her throat* Next is Mihoshi and Kiyone. I'm sorry, Kiyone.

Kiyone: Why me?

Tenchi: Why am I on Ryoko's team?

Washu: Out next group is Ryo-ohki and Ken-ohki.

Ryo-ohki: Miya!

Tenchi: HEY NOW! WHY AM I WITH RYOKO?

Ryoko: *phases up behind Tenchi and grabs around his neck* You dont want us to be together?

Tenchi: No, it's just-

Ryoko: I feel it's only natural for two people so much in love to be partner.

Tenchi: When did-

Ayeka: Heeeey! Wait a minute!!!!! Since when was Tenchi's yours?

Ryoko:When wasn't he mine, PRINCESS?

Ayeka: Why you....I'm gun-

Washu: ENOUGH! Our final group is Sasami and Nagi.

Nagi: How did I wind up here?

Sasami: I dunno but you better be smart or my mom will...*Sasami waves to her mother who is holding a wrench*