Artemis marched into the living room of the cave and jumped onto the couch next to Jennet.
"What's wrong Arty?" Jennet asked.
Artemis sighed. "It's nothing."
"It's Wally right?"
Artemis nodded. "He keeps thinking I'm just like Megan. He wants me to be his sweet little girl. But I don't know how I'm gonna tell him that if he's after a sweetheart girl, then I'm not for him."
"Hm." Jennet's face lit up as she got an idea. "Do you like to sing and have people slightly held hostage?"
Artemis sighed and laughed. "I don't think I'd be comfortable singing, and how do you expect us to hold Wally?"
Jennet pulled out her phone. "Rob. Help me and Artemis hold Wally hostage?" Jen smiled and held the phone to her shoulder. "Lets do this."
…
Wally was kicking and trying to get out of the ropes holding him down. "Rob! Let me out of here!"
Dick laughed. "You can go after this." Dick motioned to the empty mics that were standing 5 feet in front of him. Then Artemis and Jen walked into the room and stood by the microphones. Suddenly a beat started playing from the speakers sitting behind them. Artemis started singing with Jennet doing the background vocals.
"You want a girl who does what's right.
The kind that's always right beside you.
Someone who's quiet and polite.
Like stayin' home on every Friday night.
Well all that sounds so cute and sweet, but that doesn't do a thing for me.
I'm really not that boring.
I'm headstrong and annoying.
So I don't see me fitting in your world.
I'm noisy and I'm messy.
Plus you would never get me.
Hey I think you're really hot,
But I'm not your girl."
Wally could not believe what was happening. And he couldn't believe Artemis had a nice singing voice.
"So you're in to good and that's too bad.
So take your flowers and your poetry.
You take a hint; I'll take a cab.
You go to bed; I'll find a party.
Difficult is what you're after. Not some beautiful disaster.
I'm really not that boring.
I'm headstrong and annoying.
So I don't see me fitting in your world.
I'm noisy and I'm messy.
Plus you would never get me.
Hey I think you're really hot, but i'm not your
Girl that you've been looking for.
Boy, I'm not the girl next door.
Be happy that I'm letting you off easy.
Yeah!"
Wally was mesmerized by the beauty of Artemis' newly tapped power of singing. He didn't even remember that he should have been embarrassed.
"I'm really not that boring.
I'm headstrong and annoying.
So I don't see me fitting in your world.
I'm noisy and I'm messy.
Plus you would never get me.
Hey I think you're really hot,
But I'm not your girl.
(I'm not your girl.) I'm not your girl. (I'm not your girl.) I'm not your girl! (I'm not your girl.)I'm not your girl. (I'm not your girl)
No! (I'm not your girl.) Oh no no noo. I'm not (I'm your girl.)
Boy you need to know that I'm not your girl."
Wally clapped as the song ended. Dick untied Wally, and he instantly ran up to Artemis.
"That was amazing Babe."
Artemis chuckled. "Did you not hear that message?" She looked at him flirtatiously over her shoulder as she walked away towards Jen.
"So how did he take being dumped like that?" Jen asked enthusiastically.
Artemis chuckled again. "Who says that song meant I broke up with him?"
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I don't care what anyone says, I love Artemis soo much! Sorry about the OC action but I kinda needed her for this.
I'm not Your Girl-Hey Monday.
Someone said I should write more Wally fics, so if you think I should, please review telling me I should. Thanks! I hope you Enjoy!