Edward continued walking in the forrest, carefully watching the scene around him.

Trees.

Trees.

Oh, and did I mention Trees?

But to Edward, this was excitment waiting to happen.

"Edward, what are we-"

"SHUT UP, BELLA!" Edward snapped, but then caught his mistake. "I-I mean, Pikachu.."

Isabella swan frowned, her eyebrows furrowing. "For the last time Edward-"

"MY NAME IS ASH KETCHUM!" He paused, "No pun intended.."

she scoffed, obviously getting the pun. She, however, was not amused. She thought that satarday afternoons meant going on dates, perhaps to a nice movie, even to lunch. But no..not for Edward Cullen..

"Please, E-I mean, Ash.." Bella pleaded, "I skipped breakfest because I thought you said you were taking me to lunch.."

"I need another pokemon so I can challange Gardenia. I had to borrow Jasper's piplup so I could beat Roark, considering your useless against rock types..So I considered I need a fire type for Gardenia. " He sighed.

"This is the last time I buy you Pokemon for your birthday.." Bella sighed agrivated, "You sound like a nerd."

"Looks whose talking." Edward muttered.

"EXCUSE ME!"

"Nothing, Pikachu.."

Isabella continued to grumble as they continued to walk through the forrest, the twigs and dead leaves scratching against her ankles. It was continued in silence for the next few minutes, until she bumped into Ed-Ash...

"Edward?" Bella asked.

He put his finger to his lips and glared at her, ordering her (silently) to be quiet.

"But-"

"SHHHHH!" He commanded, "LISTEN!"

Bella sighed and listened quietly, as she heard the fallen leaves crunch. Somebody was walking towards them, and she stopped breathing. Who could it be..?

"Stay on your guard, Pikachu." Edward whispered, "It could be a-"

Before he could answered, the said thing jumped in front of them and turned to them, growling.

"HOLY SWEEDISH JESUS!" Edward screamed frantically like a small girl, "IT'S A-"

He narrowed his eyes for a minute at the creature and then sighed, slapping his hand against his forehead. "Nevermind, its just a wild Poochyena.."

Jacob glared at him more, "I thought I was Brock!"

"Not with that attitude, mister.." Edward clicked his tongue, making that tch noise.

"But..But I.." Jacob frowned, seeming to go into a sort of depressed state.

"QUICKY PIKACHU, WHILE IT'S LOST IN ITS OWN SELF PITY!" Edward shouted, "USE THUNDERBOLT!"

Bella just stood there, appauled. "How the hell am I supposed to-"

"CRAP! YOU AREN'T OBEYING ME!" Edward grumbled something to himself, "Then I guess I have to do the only thing I can do.."

He frantically searched around, looking at the floor. Bella tilted her head, confused. Finally, his eyes lit up as his vision caught something. He ran over to it quickly and picked it up, shouting

"GO, ROCK!"

Jacob looked up-only to be smacked in the head with a rock.

He fell to the floor, unconsious. Bella gasped out and ran over to him, kneeling down next to him. "What the hell, Edward!" Bella yelled, "You could have seriously hurten him!"

"Don't worry, Pikachu.." Edward sighed, "There's a pokemon center nearby..."

Bella wanted to punch her vampire boyfriend in the face, until she heard crunching behind her, and turned around.

"Prepare for trouble!"

Bella's and Edward's eyes widened.

TO. BE. CONTINUED.

Alright, Here's part one of This Pokemon/Twilght crack fanfiction. I Hope you enjoyed it, and sorry if it was really bad .w.;;

iCantarella