Author's Note:
I feel the need to at least warn you all that there will be profanity, also, maybe, some other suggestive themes. So do not freak out or anything if you come across bad words or kissing or some other such nonsense. If I add anything else, I promise I will type up a change in the Warning/Author Note thingy up here at the top of the page. I may even hint slightly to it just before I type it up because I know many of you reading fanfiction sometimes skip this part. I have rated it T because of said stuff and I may even change it to the rating M just in case, you never know when it will be needed.
The pairings:
Izzy/Ori
Kili/Tauriel/Taylor Yeah I know, originally Taylor wasn't apart of this story however I wanted to do something about Kili and Tauriel was already there. I hope you understand and if not the reason will be announced in later chapters.
Kelly/Nori
Also….:
WARNING!
This is a story in which randomness and adventure ensues, if you do not agree with adventureness then what in the holy name of Primus are you doing on fanfiction anyway?
Disclaimer: I do not own anything in this story other than my plot idea and my OC's. J.R.R. Tolkien owns Lord of the Rings (LotR) and The Hobbit. If I owned them it would be a miracle and I wouldn't need this darn disclaimer, after all, what would the purpose of disclaiming my own stuff be if I owned it in the first place? DX Therefore, I do not own The Lord of the Rings or The Hobbit.
Here are the Filters if anyone feels the need to read them again :)
Genre (A): Adventure
Genre (B): Family
Rating: (T) (I may change it to M later just in case :3)
Language: English
Character (A): OC
Character (B): OC
Character (C): Nori
Character (D): Ori
Description: Two girls, childhood friends, go on a camping trip. It was simple, put up a tent in the woods and camp, nothing weird about that right? Apparently we didn't need tents... Something goes completely wrong and we end up in the world of one of our favorite movies. Luckily…We're prepared! Hold up, is that Taylor? She didn't come camping with us! She's still in school! Rated T for profanity and possible sexual inuendos
Rewritten version
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Chapter 1. On the Road Again!~
I stared at the bag in front of me and the other bag beside it. They looked like they would break my back if I even picked up one… I stared… they seemed to be glaring ominously at me and I sighed. It would be silly to back out of this camping trip now just because of how heavy my bags looked, especially since my friend was the one who asked me *Cough*Cough*Threatened*Cough*Cough* to come as support. Basically she threatened to throw her frying pan at my head and stated the fact that if I didn't and something happened to her out there I would be eaten by guilt…and have no one to take care of me… I snorted loudly at the last remark and told her I could take care of myself perfectly fine, she then went on to prove me wrong on the last part… I had no choice but to accept because I knew I would have no other chance in delaying my work and she knew it too. "Smug ass woman…" I muttered checking over everything on my list of completely-useless-unhelpfull-stuff-to-bring-with-us-on-this-stupid-really-long-camping-trip-to-cause-me-back-pain-but-still-a-little-bit-of-entertainment…Hey! Who knows, some of this crap may save our lives out there, won't be so useless then huh!
She first contacted me a few weeks ago. Kelly had left the country to go travelling to famous places and cities like Paris and London and such. She had been raised with several brothers so she had learned how to fight growing up which made her confident in her abilities to protect herself on her trip. Anyway, she called on a Tuesday while I was getting stuff at the store and informed me that she would be coming home soon. Also to ask what we should do when she returned. We then decided on a camping trip.
It happened something like this...
'A few weeks earlier. Tuesday, 3:00 p.m.'
I grinned and grabbed the box of pocky as I passed the shelf it was on. Placing the box in the cart I swirved out of the isle and into another to grab a few bottles of Ramune. Then went to the checkout where I beamed at the checkout lady. She gave me a "why must you be so damn happy" look and started checking the things out as I placed them on the conveyer thingy. I checked everything started my walk home so I could watch an new anime series about a devil who is a part timer at some fast food restaurant. When I arrived I went to my room to set everything up. My cell ringed and I answered it.
"Izzy here, how may I help you?" I spoke into the phone.
"Wow, is that really how you answer the phone nowadays?" Someone asked on the other side.
I stared at the wall before I suddenly knew who was talking to me. "Oh! Kelly! I'm so sorry I didn't recognize your voice!." I explained shocked. " How are you? Where are you!?" I asked with a grin as I chomped on some pocky as we talked well into the after noon.
"I was thinking," Kelly started, " You wanna go on a camping trip with me? We'll be staying at this cabin in the middle of the woods and it'll be fun!"
I mimed throwing the phone at the wall in horror before responding, "I think we have two different ideas on what fun is." I said in a bored tone for emphasis. "Besides, I've got homework to do." She didn't seem to like that answer because she began yelling at me and threatening to hit me with a frying pan about letting her go all alone out into the unknown. "Fine! Fine! I'll go!" I yelled holding the phone away from my ear. There was silence before she finally responded.
"Well I think that went rather nicely, don't you?" She asked, probably dancing a victory dance on the other side.
And that was how it went. I walked around my room for about the tenth time that day. I had made sure to pack lots of the old looking jewelry my Great, Great grandma from overseas sent me including some of my knick knacks….I was planning on seeing if they were worth anything and if so, how much I could get off of selling them. We didn't need a tent anyway because apparently there was an old abandoned log cabin where we were heading or something like that, at least… that's what my friend told me about the place. I decided to bring lots of money in case we stopped at a store before heading out, I packed some random clothes I grabbed too…
"Wait! Stop! Bad me, back away from the bags!" I forced myself to inch away from the thing I was doing…you know…That thing where you decide you didn't grab enough stuff to bring with you? Yeah that.. And then you decide to grab more random stuff to shove into your already full bags…yeah… I glared at the bags and finally grabbed another suitcase and shoved my dictionary and some more random crap, mostly medical and such nonsense into it until it was full as well… I made sure to check to see if I had grabbed my art supplies. I finally gave up after about an hour and banished myself from the room entirely so I could prevent myself from doing more damage than already done. And then I grimaced, hopefully she remembered my training sword katana thingy I could never remember the name of. If not I would make her drive all the way back to her house to get it. I refuse to go anywhere without that thing, it made me confident in my abilities to prevent our untimely deaths from people we'd previously pissed off. That and it made me feel safe… However that was entirely beside the point! It had great sentimental value to me!
*Growl*
I stopped and stared at my stomach for a minute contemplating going downstairs to look for food and finally gave in to the nudging of my tummy hissing at me to feed it. I sighed…Wow, I sigh a lot… I grabbed the doors to the fridge and carelessly swung them open, flinching slightly when the sound of jars and bottles clinking together reached my ears. I shoved things around for a bit and found absolutely crap… nothing at all edible, at least not to me.
I liked to eat things allready made, I didn't like making food last minute. My stomach growled at me and I glared at it.
"Yeah, yeah, shut up. I'm working on it, damnit. There's only so much I can do about hunger thank you very bloody much Einstein." It growled again and I sighed before responding.
"Yeah? Really? And what do you suppose I should do about it Mr. Smart one? Please, enlighten me!" I hissed sarcastically at it. It's only response was the craving for Cup Ramen… I did not expect to solve my problem that quickly and stared confused at the fridge when it beeped.
"I know right? Like… when did I suddenly know what I wanted to eat so quickly? Creepy…I probably look psychotic talking to you Mr. Fridge, I'm gonna go now…" And with that I closed the fridge door and absent mindedly went to the pantry to take out a beef Ramen cup. I opened the lid halfway and since I never follow directions I just poured water in to the line and stuck it in the microwave for 3 minutes. I waited 2 minutes after the microwave beeped signalling it was done and went to stir it. I glanced at the clock and nearly panicked at the time. My friend was supposed to be here 6 minutes ago, she'd be here any minute now.
"Fudge Popsicles!" I yelped and stirred faster, I was about to take my first bite, I could at least savor the…
*Ding…Ding…Ding…Ding…" It was obviously my friend, I ignored her for a few seconds to stare needingly at the Beef Ramen in my hands before I put it down and went to go to the door to let her in when she began to furiously ring the doorbell. I glared at her through the window when I got there and pretended to ignore her some more until she began to do it even faster.
*Dingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdi….*
"OI! Stop it!" I turned and glared at her harder, she was smirking at me…
*DINGDINDINDINDIDNINDINDINDi….* She didn't wait for the dinging to stop this time.
"Stop it woman! Alright alright!" I yelled, I opened the door and she flung herself at me, I narrowed my eyes at her as she hid a grin in my shoulder.
"I'm sorry, miss, you must have the wrong house." I hissed as I tried to remove her from me, she refused to let go and only hugged me tighter.
"Nope! Not today! You said you'd come and you're coming! That's final!" She huffed at me and I raised an eyebrow at her.
"Did you bring the thingy?" I asked and narrowed my eyes at her when she didn't respond.
"There are a lot of things I brought, you will have to be more specific" She finally answered, hiding her smirk by shoving her face into my neck, still hugging me tightly.
I sighed and looked a way for a second to hide my own smile, I decided to think over my words wisely before turning finally to glare half assed at her. "My Shinai thingy, Woman, did you bring it?" I asked faking my annoyance. I had finally dragged her into the house enough to close the door.
"Of course I brought it!" She leaned back and giggled slightly at my obvious holding back of my own smile. " What kind of friend would I be if I let you go out there without it!" She mocked sarcastically.
I finally grinned cheekily at her, "Good! I would have made you go back to get it if you hadn't" I half lied. I watched silently as she began her fake waterworks expression, throwing herself at me even more than before and nearly nocking me over.
"My grd irmrssid eour irshy" She tried to say in an awkward muffled voice from shoving her face back in my neck. My translation to that was, "My god I missed you Izzy!" I awkwardly patted her head, an equally emotional expression on my face.
"Hell, I'm bloody well glad to see you too, Kelly" I smirked at her answer which sounded suspiciously like 'I know, you should get your stuff we're gonna leave soon and we can catch up on the way there' But I'm not completely sure…"Alright, lemme go get the back breaking equipment my OCD grabbed when it took over earlier!" I snickered at Kelly's silent expression of horror as she inched away from me.
"We're going on a Camping trip, not a Primus damn travel the world trip. We're only gonna be there for the summer break, good lord, why would you even Think about packing so much stuff! It's not like we're moving!" Kelly looked panicky now, giving me this your-insane-and-I'm-leaving-now look as she inched back torwards the door. I knew she was playing along and cackled at her horrified expression and went to go get my stuff from my room, forcing myself not to check everything and grab more stuff again. Heading back to the living room where Kelly was looking through my bookshelf she turned and smiled before glaring at the tedious amount of crap in my arms.
"Well, come on then!" I said, grinning at her, however she could see I was straining to keep myself upright. Kelly sighed but gave in and opened the door for me…and then I remembered my noodles…
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Heng on! It's extremely important woman!" I dropped everything and dashed back into my house like the Hell hounds from Supernatural were on my heels. I checked to make sure the noodles were still warm, and savored the first bite as I had planned. As soon as I swallowed that bite I practically inhaled the rest, chugged the broth down, and slammed the styrofoam cup down like it was a vodka shot. It wasn't Naruto worthy, it took me 3 minutes, but it was still impressive considering I had not choked and suffocated during all that. I grinned and practically skipped out like a 6 year old out of a candy store. Kelly raised her eyebrow at me but didn't say anything and rolled her eyes.
"Come on," she smirked, "We have places to go and see! Nature to take in! Time to spend relaxing!..." She giggled at the tired expression I sent her when she listed all the other things we were going to do.
"Can't we…oh… I don't know, sleep instead?" I asked innocently, eyeing her warily. She motioned to a midnight blue mustang with purple stripes on the sides. I grabbed my things and walked over to it.
"OF COURSE NOT!" Kelly huffed and sent me a friendly glare. "If I know you like I do, you probably haven't left your house since I left the country to travel, which means you need exercise, what kind of friend would I be if I let you rot away and sleep to pass the time?"
"An awesome on…" I was interrupted by her shout of:
"NO! A HORRIBLE ONE!" She huffed at me and we sat there awkwardly for a minute. She unlocked the car and we got in after I put my stuff in the back seat.
"So….How was travelling?" I asked hyperly, a happy grin on my face. Kelly turned to look at me for a second, seemingly in contemplation as if choosing her words.
" Pretty cool, fun even," She answered with a small smile, " I went to Germany, their potatoes are just as awesome as I thought they would be."
"YAY!" I giggled slightly and began bouncing in my seat. My medicine had obviously worn off. However, I was only actually excited to hear how my older brother was doing. Kelly seemed to know what I was going to ask because she grinned.
"He bought you so many presents he couldn't send you because of fees, you know, he sent them with me, they're in the trunk, and No, you can see them when we get there, I bought you souvenirs as well" She said glancing at me and adding, " How far are you in reading 'To Kill A Mocking Bird'?"
I blinked and turned to look out at the road and any houses and trees we passed, "I'm on page 94, I would have finished it days ago but I was too lazy to get it out of my bag." I tilted my head a little before grinning and grabbing one of the bags from the back seat, I pulled my MP3 player out and hooked it up to the radio in the car. Kelly raised a questioning eyebrow at me but didn't say anything.
"Why did you wanna know?" I asked curiously as I looked up from my MP3 player at her. She shrugged and turned the car off onto the freeway.
"Just wondered 's all," She turned her attention back to driving the car so I just remained silent only humming in response. I finally found the song I was looking for. I made a happy face at her and let the song play as I turned the sound up. Kelly started laughing trying to sing along with me when I started but it was just too funny. I smiled happily, singing louder I rolled my window down and turned to the open convertible driving past us. The couple looked at me funny and turned back to driving. It only made me sing louder and grin like an idiot. You must really want to know what song it is huh? Well, it's On the Road Again by Willie Nelson. It was one of my favorite songs.
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It had literally taken six hours to get to this damn forest the cabin or whatever was located at. Six Primus be damned hours to get to our destination, six of the most boring, dreaded hours in the history of hours, to me anyway. We finally lost interest in singing along to songs on my MP3 Player and had moved on to I spy. Getting bored of that we decided to count the cars that we passed who drove the opposite way we were driving. Then, we moved to counting how many signs we passed. I slept an hour, drew for two more, and then finally I gave up and just sat there bugging Kelly in to hinting what my Brother got me, and finally what she got me. I got absolutely nothing out of her.
I sighed and was about to get my cell out to play Tetris on it when she announced we were almost there, 15 minutes away from it. We had just pulled onto a dirt road leading into the forest about 20 minutes ago. Good to know that if something goes wrong we're so far from civilization. It always goes wrong in the movies. Especially SYFY movies, those were even worse. The trees had no leaves on them because it was in the middle of fall and there was no sound of birds and other species of organism that happened to live in this forest as we drove silently. I hoped to Primus that we didn't end up in an episode of Sleepy Hollow. That would suck. It would suck even more if some huge ass mutation of a snake came out of no-where, smashed through the car windows and ate us. Wow I have depressing thoughts, seriously though that would suck a lot if it happened.
"Wow, thanks for bringing me out to this great creepy scenery, how romantic," I sarcastically told Kelly who grinned. I turned to look back out the windo with a sigh.
"My pleasure darling! I hope the creepiness is to your liking, I had the place built out here just for you." She giggled at the withering look I gave her and turned back to the road.
"You bloody arse…" I muttered some other rather disturbing things as we pulled up to the cabin Kelly had been talking about.
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Author: I hope you guys liked it! Don't worry! I'll get on with introducing the Hobbits and everything within the next couple of chapters! Let me know if I should add or change anything in this chapter. Reviews would be much appreciated, thank you :3
I think I might add something else to the Description but I'll leave it for now.
Thanks for reading my little pumpkins :D
~N.B.