My sister and I were bored and watching DP and like we saw Mr. L and we are all like OH MY GOSH STORY TIME Enjoy! BTW NO PP! BUT VALERIE KNOWS DANNY'S SECRET! THIS IS PART 1.

Danny, Sam, and Tucker were starting their first day of tenth grade. They walked into their first period class to see their worst nightmare, MR. LANCER. (insert lightning and dramatic music here) They trio walked over to the same spot they sat in ninth grade and sat down. The bell rang as the nightmare, I mean, class began.

"Now class, this year I'm teaching your English and science!" Mr. Lancer said. "ISN'T THAT GREAT?" The class groaned as Danny raised his hand.

"Yes, Mr. Fenton?" Mr. Lancer replied.

"Are you stalking us?" Danny asked the old teacher.

"No, Mr. Fenton." Tucker then raised his hand. "Yes, Mr. Foley?"

"I'm pretty sure it's stalking. You are always our teacher!" Tucker screamed.

"No, Mr. Foley. I was only your teacher since preschool! I just taught the next grade and you demons were there." Mr. Lancer shrugged. Paulina then raised her hand. "Yes?" He asked getting annoyed.

"My friend, Ashley, left after third grade because her mom thought you were stalking us. In fact, she left the country because of you." Paulina said.

"I DON'T STALK YOU DEMONS!" Mr. Lancer shouted. Danny, again, raised his hand. "YES!" The very annoyed fat Mr. Lancer replied.

"We're not demons; we are fifteen year old students, which you stalk." Danny grinned at seeing Mr. Lancer being so annoyed.

"FOR THE LAST TIME, I DO NOT STALK YOU!" Valerie raised her hand. "IS THIS ABOUT ME STALKING YOU?"

"No, this is for Danny," said Valerie. Valerie then turned to Danny. "I think Mr. Lancer is in denial."

"NEXT PERSON TO SAY SOMETHING ABOUT ME STALKING IS GOING TO THE OFFICE." Mikey raised his hand. "MIKEY. OFFICE. NOW."

"But I-" Mikey said.

"GO TO THE OFFICE!"

"But I just needed to-"

"OFFICE!"

"But I just needed to go the bathroom!"

"GO TO THE OFFICE, MIKEY, NOW!"

"You haven't seen the last of me, Fenton, You and your parents dancing to 80's music; it will be world wide soon!" He shouted.

"Unlike you, I don't care. I WOULD RATHER MY PARENTS BE TOGETHER THEN MY MOM WITH A FRUITLOOP AND MY DAD, LONELY, WITH A CAT NAMED JAZMINE." Danny shouted the nerd. The class just grew quiet and stared at Danny. "Ok, I'm done."

"Ok, now that we are done with that," Mr. Lancer started. "I want all of you to make up a song. Work in groups of two and please make them appropriate." Lancer sat down while everyone got into groups: Lester and Nathan, Dash and Kwan, Paulina and Star, Valerie and Sam (surprisingly), and Danny and Tucker. A half an hour later, everyone finished their songs and were ready to perform. Mr. Lancer came to the front of the class and pointed to the first group, Dash and Kwan.

"Mr. Baxter, are you ready to perform?" Mr. Lancer asked.

"Yes sir." Dash stated ginning.

WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH OH OH OH

MR. LANCER A STALKER.

A STALKERRRR! Kwan added in the background.

OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH

MR. LANCER A STALKER!
RA RA AH AH AH

ROMA RO MA MA

LA LA OO BLAH BLAH

LANCER THE STALKER!

RA RA AH AH AH

ROMA RO MA MA

LA LA OO BLAH BLAH

LANCER THE STALKER!

HE STALKS US THROUGH CASPER HIGH

IT'S NOT FUN WHY DOES HE TRY
WHY DOES HE STALK

STALK STALK STALK WHY DOES HE STALK

HE'S OVERWEIGHED THOUGH OF AS A GHOST

HIS UNDERWEAR WE SEE THE MOST

WE DISRESPECT

DIS DIS DIS WE DISRESPECT

Mr. Lancer was staring at the two teens wide eyed as they continued their horrid version of Bad romance by Lady Gaga. When they were finished the class laughed and clapped while Mr. Lancer pointed to their desk. "Well," he started. "That was bad. Who's next?" Paulina and Star both came in the front of the classroom and started their version of Love Story.

I WAS JUST FOURTEEN WHEN I FIRST SAW YOU

YOUR GLOWING EYES SO HOT! I LOVE YOU

YOU LOVE ME TO!

OH YEAH ME AND YOUUUU

OHHHH I WAS PAULINA AND YOU WERE DANNY PHANTOM

AND MY DADDY SAID PAULINA MARRY HIM

AND I WAS DANCING ON THE STAIRCASE

SAYING RED HUNTRESS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AWAY NOW WE DON'T NEED YOU

RED HUNTRESS ALWAYS SHOOTS YOU

YOU DON'T EVEN FIGHT BACK

WHY DON'T YOU KILL HER

HIT HER WITH AN ECTO-BLAST

DROWN HER LAKE

AND COME OVER TO ME

YOU DON'T NEED HER AND THAT GOTH GIRL I ALWAYS SEE

IT'S A LOVE STORY

I LOVE YOU AND YOU LOVE ME.

Danny and Valerie looked at each other and banged their heads on their desks repeatingly. Tucker was laughing and pointing and Sam looked like she was ready to kill someone. The song finished and Tucker, the only person, stood up and clapped receiving death glares from Valerie, Danny and Sam. Mr. Lancer pointed to the next group, Nathan and Lester singing their horrible version of the fairly odd parent's theme song.

Lancer is an average teach

Who no one understands,

Being over weighted,

And Kids picking on him,

Kick me,

Soon he went up into his room,

To see what he could see,

A stack of book titles,

That's all he needs,

Cause in reality,

He's Mr. Lancer,

Mr. Edward Lancer,

Shouting to the skies, heaven knows why,

Mr. Lancer, Mr. Edward Lancer,

Being a English teach, nobody listens to me,

Reading books, failing kids, English class, It's where I is, Giving homework, Favoritism, Grading papers, Saying cool words that's in! (Yeah right)

Mr. Lancer, Mr. Edward lancer,

Whoever thought that he would teach,

AND STALK US YOU SEE!

Yeahright, OH!

The class laughed and clapped as Nathan and Lester took their seat. The bell rang as the class walked out. Tomorrow was going to be an interesting day. Mr. Lancer thought.

A/N My sister, KatiekkxD, let me use her Mr. Lancer song YAY

Vlad: aren't you forgetting something

Me: no

Vlad: yes you are

Me: no maybe you for got to take your medication

Vlad: I TOLD U NOT TO TELL ANY ONE THAT U STILL FORGOT SOMETHING

Me: no

Vlad: yes

Me: NOOOO

Vlad: YES

Me: NO I'M NOT CHEESE HEAD BTW PACKERS SUCK

Vlad: gasp YOU ARROGANT PACKER HATING FOOL YOU FORGOT THE DISCLAIMER

Me: oohhh why didn't you remind me before Vladdy

Vlad: ARGH U R SOOO ANNOYING HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO STOP CALLING ME THAT

Me: at least I didn't call you Fruitloop, Fruitloop do the disclaimer

Vlad: Fine, dpfan4ever101 doesn't own me, Danny Phantom, and I AM NOT A FRUITLOOP

Me: SURE WELL R&R DON'T FORGET OR ELSE btw sorry for the long disclaimer vladdy forgot about it

Vlad: DID NOT