This is a story co-written by my little brother, ShadowDragon. This
is my first humor fic. Lol. This fic will be very random and hard to
follow, and I may not be funny, but ok... here we go...
*In some random house*
Auron: I like shiny farts, they're funny looking. Lulu: SHUT THE HELL UP, THAT'S ALL YOU'VE BEEN SAYING SINCE 1:30, DAMMIT Kimahri: Kimahri thinks shiny farts are COOL Yuna: *Dancing around* Shiny farts are preeeetttttyy Tidus: Well, I think every one should get a partner and GO TO 7 MINUTES IN HEAVEN Lulu: Tidus, I am not going to play that game where you kiss inconspicuious partners for seven minutes. Tidus: But Lulu, what if a big seal turned into a pickle, and I ate the pickle, but after I ate the pickle, the pickle turned back into a seal and I blew up? Then, what if little gnome people ate the little pieces, and got sick, and threw up into a big blob, and I became a human watermelon??? Rikku: I dunno what you just said, but I agree!!! Oh Wakka..... Wakka: Eeep!! *Runs away, screaming like a little girl* *5 mins later....* Tidus: Ok, here's how it works, there are 2 hats, one with guys names, one with girl's names. After awhile, I'll mix the hat's to make it interesting. And our first couple is...... Wakka and Shiva!!! Wakka: COOL I get the hottest aeon, woo woo woo. Shiva: I'm down. *They walk to the closet* Shiva: Ok, big daddy, lay it on me!! Wakka: Actually, I have no children... Shiva: *Shakes head* *Seven minutes later.....* Wakka: *Dazed look* Shiva: *Flips hair* I'm out!! *Leaves* Tidus: Ok, our next couple is Yuna and.... Auron!!! Auron: *Eyes bulge out of head* WHAT????? Yuna: *Starts flirting with Auron* Auron: *Deep breath* Wide...open...spaces...wide...open...spaces Yuna: Oh, come on Auron, it's just a game Auron: Wide...open...spaces...wide...open...spaces
PsychoAngel: Ok, so, what did you think. ShadowDragon mostly did this one, but I helped. Tell us what you think, and we'll post more. Also, give us some couples. We'll be adding Dragon Ball Z later on, and maybe some other things, so give us some couples!!
ShadowDragon: There's going to be 8 chapters in this series. Goo-bye!!
PsychoAngel&ShadowDragon: This is PsychoAngel and ShadowDragon signing off.... Till next time folks!!!!
*In some random house*
Auron: I like shiny farts, they're funny looking. Lulu: SHUT THE HELL UP, THAT'S ALL YOU'VE BEEN SAYING SINCE 1:30, DAMMIT Kimahri: Kimahri thinks shiny farts are COOL Yuna: *Dancing around* Shiny farts are preeeetttttyy Tidus: Well, I think every one should get a partner and GO TO 7 MINUTES IN HEAVEN Lulu: Tidus, I am not going to play that game where you kiss inconspicuious partners for seven minutes. Tidus: But Lulu, what if a big seal turned into a pickle, and I ate the pickle, but after I ate the pickle, the pickle turned back into a seal and I blew up? Then, what if little gnome people ate the little pieces, and got sick, and threw up into a big blob, and I became a human watermelon??? Rikku: I dunno what you just said, but I agree!!! Oh Wakka..... Wakka: Eeep!! *Runs away, screaming like a little girl* *5 mins later....* Tidus: Ok, here's how it works, there are 2 hats, one with guys names, one with girl's names. After awhile, I'll mix the hat's to make it interesting. And our first couple is...... Wakka and Shiva!!! Wakka: COOL I get the hottest aeon, woo woo woo. Shiva: I'm down. *They walk to the closet* Shiva: Ok, big daddy, lay it on me!! Wakka: Actually, I have no children... Shiva: *Shakes head* *Seven minutes later.....* Wakka: *Dazed look* Shiva: *Flips hair* I'm out!! *Leaves* Tidus: Ok, our next couple is Yuna and.... Auron!!! Auron: *Eyes bulge out of head* WHAT????? Yuna: *Starts flirting with Auron* Auron: *Deep breath* Wide...open...spaces...wide...open...spaces Yuna: Oh, come on Auron, it's just a game Auron: Wide...open...spaces...wide...open...spaces
PsychoAngel: Ok, so, what did you think. ShadowDragon mostly did this one, but I helped. Tell us what you think, and we'll post more. Also, give us some couples. We'll be adding Dragon Ball Z later on, and maybe some other things, so give us some couples!!
ShadowDragon: There's going to be 8 chapters in this series. Goo-bye!!
PsychoAngel&ShadowDragon: This is PsychoAngel and ShadowDragon signing off.... Till next time folks!!!!