LPM: *pops in* Hiyeeeeeee! Wazzap everybody?! ^^ I'm LPM and
these are my muses, Midnight *points to male Houndoom* and
Mystic! *points to female Espeon*
Midnight: Yo.
Mystic: Hey.
LPM: -_-; Try to curb your enthusiasm, folks.
Mystic/Midnight: *death glare*
LPM: ^^;;; Anyhoo, yeah, I know this kind of plotline has been used more often than the only backscratcher at the Institute of Very Itchy People, but it's fun! So bite me! *sticks out tongue*
Midnight: O.o Um . . . riiight.
LPM: Do I look like a middle-aged Japanese man named Shigeru Miyamoto?
Mystic: Nooo. . . .
LPM: Well then I don't own Zelda! Sheesh! Simple, ne?
Mystic: -_-; Let's just get on with it, shall we?
*~*~*
In a small, very blue bedroom, there are two girls. Both are sitting in front of an N64; one is playing, one watching with some amusement.
The one playing is a teenager of about 14, by the name of Kit. (LPM: That's me! Nyahaha!) She has brown hair that reaches to her shoulders, brown eyes, and glasses, and is wearing a black tank top with "GONE CRAZY. Back in 5 min." written on it and cargo jeans. There is a distinctly contorted look on her face as she presses buttons madly.
The one watching is about 11 years old and goes by Lynn. She is Kit's little sister, and has long reddish-blonde hair and blue eyes. She is wearing embroidered capris, a white shirt with a horse on it, and blue- striped toe socks. She's trying hard not to laugh at her sister, mostly because Kit's being her usual idiotic self.
As I said before, the room is blue, so Kit's face clashes horribly with the walls, having gone almost completely scarlet in frustration. You'll see why right abooouuuutt . . . now.
Kit: EEEYYAAAAAHHHH!! STUPID DARK LINK!! Where the heck did he go this time?! _;
Lynn: O.O Look out!
TV: GAME OVER.
Kit: Whaaaaat?! I had another fairy, dangit!!
Lynn: No you didn't, that was Lon Lon Milk, remember?
Kit: AAARRGH!! _______; *chucks controller to the ground* Stupid thingy! *switches off the Nintendo-a little too hard*
**SNAP!!**
Kit: *looks at the broken switch still in her hand* O.O Ummm . . . oops?
Lynn: Oh no! *smacks self* Now you've really done it! ;
Kit: Uhh . . . is it just me, or does the Nintendo look like lightning hit it? O.o
Lynn: O.O HOLY CATS, IT'S GONNA-
**SPLAT!!**
Kit/Lynn: O.o
LPM: CUT!! Yo! SFX dude! Fix the sound!!
SFX Dude: I'm workin' on it, I'm workin' on it . . .
**pause**
SFX Dude: Okay, it's fixed!
LPM: Good! Okay, roll it!
**tape rolls again**
Lynn: O.O HOLY CATS, IT'S GONNA-
**KABOOM!!**
**The N64 explodes, sending debris everywhere. When the dust finally clears, the two girls have-gasp!-vanished!**
**A few minutes later . . .**
Kit: Iiiee . . . my head . . . too much Pepsi . . . *opens her eyes and looks around* Where am I? Lynn? Where'd you go?
Lynn: *from a distance* I'm up here, you idiot! In the tree!
Kit: *looks up* Oh. *suddenly realizes that all is not right here! (gasp!)* Waaaaaiiitt a minute. *pulls out mirror* O.O HOLY MAN-EATING CHICKEN LIZARDS!!
Lynn: What are you yapping about? *hops down from the tree* Ow, my leg! .O
Kit: I'M LIKE, TEN YEARS OLD HERE!! And my glasses are gone. . . . Hey! I don't need 'em! SCHWAY!! ^^
Lynn: *looks down at self* OH MY GOSH!! What a cool outfit! ^^
Kit: Look at this! Pointy ears!!! ^________^ *flicks at pointy ears* HEE! ^^
Lynn: Hey, I've got pointy ears too! HOW COOL IS THIS?
Kit: BUT I'M STILL TEN! T.T
Lynn: *swipes mirror* Aaagg! I'm like, seven! @_@;
Kit: I don't wanna be ten! T.T *sniff*
**Suddenly something pops out of the ground nest to Kit.**
Kit: YEEK! ZOMBIE THINGY!! O.O
Lynn: Kit! There's a sword strapped to your side! USE IT!!!
Kit: There is? *looks down* OOH!! SPIFFYNESS!! ^^ *draws sword and slashes zombie thingy to ribbons* Mwahaha!! Eat cold steel!! :D
Lynn: O.o; My sister is a psycho.
Kit: Waitasec. . . that thing looked kinda familiar.
Lynn: Sure it did. It's the thing that pops up in Hyrule Field at night.
**pause**
Lynn: *suddenly realizes what she just said* Oh. My. Gosh. O.O
Kit: Hyrule . . . Field? @_@;
Lynn: Did I just say what I think I just said?
Kit: OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS CHILE PEPPERS!!! WE'RE IN HYRULE!! AND WE'RE HYLIANS!! *falls over*
Lynn: And it appears we are right outside the entrance to Kokiri Forest.
Kit: O.o
Lynn: Whaaat?!
Kit: How the hezie do you know that?
Lynn: These trees, duh!
Kit: Well, you were always better with directions.
Lynn: Darn straight.
Kit: ^^;;
**Another zombie thingy pops out of the ground**
Kit: AAAGG! RUN!
**They both run into Kokiri Forest. Gee, I wonder who they're gonna meet. -_-;**
*~*~*
LPM: Tat's all for now, folks! Next chappy, Lynn and I meet up with a certain blue-eyed blonde and we all go save the Deku Tree! Kakakakaka!!
Mystic: Well, ALMOST save the Deku Tree.
LPM: Eheh. ^^;;;
Midnight: More reviews means more updates, people!
Mystic: Yeah, if LPM'll ever get off her lazy butt and write.
LPM: Hey, I can't help it if I've got too many stories in my head at once!
Midnight: G'night, folks!!
Midnight: Yo.
Mystic: Hey.
LPM: -_-; Try to curb your enthusiasm, folks.
Mystic/Midnight: *death glare*
LPM: ^^;;; Anyhoo, yeah, I know this kind of plotline has been used more often than the only backscratcher at the Institute of Very Itchy People, but it's fun! So bite me! *sticks out tongue*
Midnight: O.o Um . . . riiight.
LPM: Do I look like a middle-aged Japanese man named Shigeru Miyamoto?
Mystic: Nooo. . . .
LPM: Well then I don't own Zelda! Sheesh! Simple, ne?
Mystic: -_-; Let's just get on with it, shall we?
*~*~*
In a small, very blue bedroom, there are two girls. Both are sitting in front of an N64; one is playing, one watching with some amusement.
The one playing is a teenager of about 14, by the name of Kit. (LPM: That's me! Nyahaha!) She has brown hair that reaches to her shoulders, brown eyes, and glasses, and is wearing a black tank top with "GONE CRAZY. Back in 5 min." written on it and cargo jeans. There is a distinctly contorted look on her face as she presses buttons madly.
The one watching is about 11 years old and goes by Lynn. She is Kit's little sister, and has long reddish-blonde hair and blue eyes. She is wearing embroidered capris, a white shirt with a horse on it, and blue- striped toe socks. She's trying hard not to laugh at her sister, mostly because Kit's being her usual idiotic self.
As I said before, the room is blue, so Kit's face clashes horribly with the walls, having gone almost completely scarlet in frustration. You'll see why right abooouuuutt . . . now.
Kit: EEEYYAAAAAHHHH!! STUPID DARK LINK!! Where the heck did he go this time?! _;
Lynn: O.O Look out!
TV: GAME OVER.
Kit: Whaaaaat?! I had another fairy, dangit!!
Lynn: No you didn't, that was Lon Lon Milk, remember?
Kit: AAARRGH!! _______; *chucks controller to the ground* Stupid thingy! *switches off the Nintendo-a little too hard*
**SNAP!!**
Kit: *looks at the broken switch still in her hand* O.O Ummm . . . oops?
Lynn: Oh no! *smacks self* Now you've really done it! ;
Kit: Uhh . . . is it just me, or does the Nintendo look like lightning hit it? O.o
Lynn: O.O HOLY CATS, IT'S GONNA-
**SPLAT!!**
Kit/Lynn: O.o
LPM: CUT!! Yo! SFX dude! Fix the sound!!
SFX Dude: I'm workin' on it, I'm workin' on it . . .
**pause**
SFX Dude: Okay, it's fixed!
LPM: Good! Okay, roll it!
**tape rolls again**
Lynn: O.O HOLY CATS, IT'S GONNA-
**KABOOM!!**
**The N64 explodes, sending debris everywhere. When the dust finally clears, the two girls have-gasp!-vanished!**
**A few minutes later . . .**
Kit: Iiiee . . . my head . . . too much Pepsi . . . *opens her eyes and looks around* Where am I? Lynn? Where'd you go?
Lynn: *from a distance* I'm up here, you idiot! In the tree!
Kit: *looks up* Oh. *suddenly realizes that all is not right here! (gasp!)* Waaaaaiiitt a minute. *pulls out mirror* O.O HOLY MAN-EATING CHICKEN LIZARDS!!
Lynn: What are you yapping about? *hops down from the tree* Ow, my leg! .O
Kit: I'M LIKE, TEN YEARS OLD HERE!! And my glasses are gone. . . . Hey! I don't need 'em! SCHWAY!! ^^
Lynn: *looks down at self* OH MY GOSH!! What a cool outfit! ^^
Kit: Look at this! Pointy ears!!! ^________^ *flicks at pointy ears* HEE! ^^
Lynn: Hey, I've got pointy ears too! HOW COOL IS THIS?
Kit: BUT I'M STILL TEN! T.T
Lynn: *swipes mirror* Aaagg! I'm like, seven! @_@;
Kit: I don't wanna be ten! T.T *sniff*
**Suddenly something pops out of the ground nest to Kit.**
Kit: YEEK! ZOMBIE THINGY!! O.O
Lynn: Kit! There's a sword strapped to your side! USE IT!!!
Kit: There is? *looks down* OOH!! SPIFFYNESS!! ^^ *draws sword and slashes zombie thingy to ribbons* Mwahaha!! Eat cold steel!! :D
Lynn: O.o; My sister is a psycho.
Kit: Waitasec. . . that thing looked kinda familiar.
Lynn: Sure it did. It's the thing that pops up in Hyrule Field at night.
**pause**
Lynn: *suddenly realizes what she just said* Oh. My. Gosh. O.O
Kit: Hyrule . . . Field? @_@;
Lynn: Did I just say what I think I just said?
Kit: OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS CHILE PEPPERS!!! WE'RE IN HYRULE!! AND WE'RE HYLIANS!! *falls over*
Lynn: And it appears we are right outside the entrance to Kokiri Forest.
Kit: O.o
Lynn: Whaaat?!
Kit: How the hezie do you know that?
Lynn: These trees, duh!
Kit: Well, you were always better with directions.
Lynn: Darn straight.
Kit: ^^;;
**Another zombie thingy pops out of the ground**
Kit: AAAGG! RUN!
**They both run into Kokiri Forest. Gee, I wonder who they're gonna meet. -_-;**
*~*~*
LPM: Tat's all for now, folks! Next chappy, Lynn and I meet up with a certain blue-eyed blonde and we all go save the Deku Tree! Kakakakaka!!
Mystic: Well, ALMOST save the Deku Tree.
LPM: Eheh. ^^;;;
Midnight: More reviews means more updates, people!
Mystic: Yeah, if LPM'll ever get off her lazy butt and write.
LPM: Hey, I can't help it if I've got too many stories in my head at once!
Midnight: G'night, folks!!