Sponge Bob's Life

(Sponge Bob's point of view)

My name is Sponge Bob. I live in a pineapple. I have a pet named Gary. My next door neighbor is named Squidward. He plays the clarinet. My other neighbor is Patrick he lives under a rock and is my best friend.

I work at the Krusty Krab. My boss is Mr. Krab's he is a penny pinchers. I am a fry cook and I make krabby patties. Squidward works with me. He is a cashier. Plankton is Mr. Krab's enemy. He is always trying to steal the krabby patty secret formula. Though he never gets it. Plankton runs the Chum Bucket across the street from the Krusty Krab. Plankton and Mr. Krab's were once good friends.

I have another friend named Sandy. She is from above water in a place called Texas. She is a scientist and an inventor. Sandy has taught me the art of karate. Sandy lives in a glass dome that is filled with air. When she comes out of her dome she where a special helmet.

My best friends and I like to jelly fish. We also like to blow bubbles. And we like to suffer. We always have a great time together.

I go to boating school. My teacher is Mrs. Puff tries to teach me how to drive. I do well on the written part I just can't drive. I do love boat school though.

My family is really interesting. My Mom and Pop are really good parents. They always took good care of me and support me since I was born. My Grandma is really sweet she gives me lots of cookies and kisses. Uncle Captain Blue use to be a cop. He chased bad guys all the time but now he is retired. Black Jack is my evil cousin he always called me little man. He was always beating me up. But now I'm all grown up and he is the little man. He is very tiny.

Some other citizens of Bikini Bottom where I live are Larry the lobster, Pearl Krabs, Dude Fish, Karen Plankton, Mermaid Man, Barnacle Boy, and Dirty Bubble and Man Ray. Larry is a lifeguard he is very strong. He's pretty nice most of the time. Pearl Krabs is the teenage daughter of my boss Mr. Krab's. She is 16. Dude Fish is a surfer. He is a good surfer too. We run into each other a lot he calls me dude too. Karen Plankton is the computer wife of Plankton. She is really smart she use to be a security system.

Mermaid Man is my favorite action hero. He use to have his own show called Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. He lives in a retirement home now with his trusty side kick. He helps out still whenever he is needed and even has a secret lab. Barnacle Boy is the trusted side kick of Mermaid Man. He is a little younger than Mermaid Man. One weapon Mermaid Man has is called the orb of confusion. When you turn it on you get confused. Man Ray and Dirty Bubble are villains that Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy have had to fight over the years. I hope you had fun learning about my life. Bye for now…