A/N: Hey guys!! My first fan fic! Wish me luck!

Disclaimer: I don't own anything except for the plot.

Operation-Get rid of Hannah

I walked in to the cafeteria with a grin on my face. There was no sign of Chad Dylan Pooper anywhere, and my day was already getting better! I sat down with my other cast mates who eyed me suspiciously.

"So…Sonny, where's Chad?" Tawni said while filing her nails. I shrugged.

The mention of Chad's name send shivers down my spine and a lump formed in my throat.

"I don't know or care, as long as he isn't here!" I said in a tone that totally gave me away.

"Sonny…Sonny.. Sonny… You may be able to read people, but I read eyes, and yours just gave you away!" Tawni said smirking.

I scoffed. "What do you mean Tawni?"

"She means your totally into Chad!" Zora yelled slightly. Thank god the cast of Mackenzie Falls wasn't here or I would've thrown whatever that gunk on Tawni's plate was at her.

Nico and Grady just nodded in union.

"Me…Chad? No Way! We totally hate each other!" I laughed.

"Keep on thinking that Sonny…But soon enough it will happen…" Tawni said mysteriously. I swear those mystery books were getting to her head.

"Uh, thanks for the heads up Tawn. I'm gonna go get some frozen yogurt!" I said to escape from where I was suffocating.

Me like Chad? The words were not meant to be and neither are we! See? I even rhymed! That means I don't like him, want to kiss him, or even want to be in the same stinking room as that three-named idiot! I finally arrived at the Fro yo machine and began to fill my cup, until I heard voices. The "Falls" had arrive…

"Hey Baby. You want something to eat?" I heard a familiar, irritating voice yell out. Chad Dylan Coop…I mean Pooper!

"Sure…They have anything sweet?" A high, squeaky, just as irritating voice called out. A voice like that had to be none other then… Hannah Montana. I rolled my eyes.

"Besides me?" Chad asked, cocky and cheesy, as usual.

Hannah giggled and kissed his cheek. I looked down and felt an uneasy feeling in my stomach. When I looked back up my hand was covered in frozen yogurt and my cup was over filling! Oh Crap! I grabbed a bunch of napkins and cleaned up as much as I could.

Hannah walked by as I was cleaning and muttered "Slob." I glared at her and was ready to throw what was left of my Strawberry Fro yo at her, but Chad walked by and I held my fire. What the hell did this guy have over me!?!

"Sonny, do you need any help?" Chad asked sweetly, I stood there for a moment, in shock before Hannah walked over.

"It was her mess Chaddy, let her clean it up! Besides, you promised me something sweet!" She said, even more annoying then before. I wanted to smack her.

"Uh. Right. Bye Sonny." Chad said quietly as he got up and put his arm around Hannah to lead her to the table. I sighed and continued cleaning, that is until another Mackenzie Falls cast member came over. Weird.

"Hey, Sonny right?" A brunette who seemed nice enough.

"Yes." I said quietly.

"Alright, well, I'm Portlyn, and I hate that prissy, needy, annoying Hannah Montana, and I've realized you and Chad would make a hell of a better couple. I see him as a brother and I would much rather prefer you as a sister then her. Oh, and don't be going on about how you don't like him. I am good with understanding relationships, if nothing else." She said smiling.

I got up and stared at her silently. Who was this straight forward? Was I being used? And did I really like Chad the way Portlyn says? Only one way to find out!

"I believe we can make an agreement." I said slyly. I swear I was turning into Tawni with all the mystery and stuff.

She smiled back and shook my hand. "Operation- Get rid of Hannah is go."

A/N: So, what did you think? Review please!!