Rachel: Hey Kurt have you seen your sister
Kurt: Nope why?
Rachel: she is supposed to help me with the wedding
Kurt: Well surprisingly I haven't talked to her today
Rachel: Isn't she always up your butt?
Kurt: most of the time yeah
Blaine: *sneaks up behind Kurt*
Kurt: *jumps and turns around* what the hell Blaine
Blaine: *smiles* I love you
Kurt: I love you too *wraps arms around Blaine's neck and kisses him* have you seen my sister
Blaine: yeah
Kurt: where Rachel needs her help
Blaine: she's talking to your dad
Kurt: PAESLEIGH NOELLA!!!!
Blaine: ouch that was my ear
Kurt: sorry
Blaine: it's okay
Paesleigh: What Kurt Elizabeth
Kurt: Rachel needs your help
Paesleigh: why are you yelling
Kurt: I'm not
Paesleigh: yes you are
Kurt: are you drunk?
Paesleigh: no
Kurt: Pae Pae I can tell when your drunk I've known you since you were born
Paesleigh: I might be slightly drunk
Finn: yeah she is drunk she was drinking when I got up this morning
Kurt: she thinks drinking will help her with her depression and her anxiety and her stress and her little insanity
Finn: Kurt stop
Kurt: why should I she knows she's insane she knows she depressed she knows she's——
Finn: *puts hand over Kurt's mouth* shut up the more you say the more it triggers her to have a mental break down
Kurt: *takes Finn's hand away from mouth* for one keep your nasty greasy hands off my mouth and for two what was dad talking to Pae about
Finn: he was talking to her about Amelia and asked if Amelia is the reason she is drinking
Kurt: well is it?
Finn: kinda she asked Amelia to be her wife and she got rejected
Kurt: they just started dating she can't move so fast in the relationship
Finn: I know
Blaine: she wants to be our surrogate but I really don't know if that a great idea
Kurt: I agreed to it because she is my sister and I promised her that I will help her out with it so she doesn't have a mental break down
Finn: yeah and the other reason is because of finding out about Sue
Kurt: oh yeah
Santana: what about Sue
Kurt: *jumps* holy crap Santana I forgot you were there
Santana: *laughs* What about Sue did Ginger Hummel find out about Lady Hummel
Kurt: Sue is our godmother we just found that out and our mother was best friends with Sue
Santana: oh wow
At the wedding*
Burt: Rachel Berry do you take Finn Hudson to be your husband
Rachel: I do
Burt: Finn Hudson do you take Rachel Berry to be your wife
Finn: I do
Burt: Kurt Hummel do you take Blaine Anderson to be your husband
Kurt: yes dad I do
Burt: Blaine Anderson do you take Kurt Hummel to be your husband
Blaine: I do
Burt: Brittany S Pierce do you take Santana Lopez to be your wife
Brittany: I do
Burt: Santana Lopez do you take Brittany S Pierce to be your wife
Santana: I do
Burt: I now pronounce you husband and wife, husband and husband, and wife and wife you may kiss the bride and of course put on the rings