Harry Potter and the Meeting of J.K. Rowling

One fine summer day, Harry went strolling around Magnolia Crescent. He came to a bench and decided to rest his tired legs. He was just getting comfortable when something caught his attention. It was a book with his face one it! He picked it up. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone.

"What the...?" Harry said. He opened it up and read the first page.

Of course, (as all you HP fans know) it started out describing Mr. Dursley's day. Already bored, Harry skipped to the next chapter, The Vanishing Glass. As Harry read, the hairs on the back of his neck stood on end. This was exactly how he remembered it! Very freaked out now, Harry slammed the book shut. What was going on? This person, J.K. Rowling, was he (Harry doesn't know it's a she) stalking him or something? Harry looked around.

"Okay, now you're being paranoid," he said to himself. But still, it's creepy.

That night, Harry decided to sneak to a bookstore. He left at 11:00, when the Dursleys were asleep, and ran all the way to the nearest store.

When he got there, he searched around for his name. Ah! 'Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, and Harry Potter and the Order of Phoenix. This was all too much. Every book had a picture of his skinny, scarhead face. Hey, don't feel too bad, it's not like he wasn't used to it. He was everywhere. But what was more alarming was the fact that his life was being told to muggles everywhere!

"They must assume that I'm fictional," Harry thought.

Well duh! That's what it says on inside cover!

Harry: Hey, author-person! I said you could write about how I felt on this subject, but you don't have to be so sarcastic!

Quidditchgurl260: Oh, my bad! Sorry Harry!

Anyway, Harry looked through the books to see if they where really accurate. From what he could read before the clerk kicked him out, it was. So he went back home and went to sleep.

The next morning, he got up and owled Ron and Hermione about this anomalous phenomenon. ('Anomalous' means 'weird', by the way)

Harry: They're not stupid!

Quidditchgurl260: You didn't know what it meant! Now quit interrupting! I'm sure the people want me to continue!

ANYWAY, as I was saying before Harry so RUDELY interrupted, Harry had just owled his friends, and he waited the rest of the day for their replies. It was, like, sometime in the evening when he finally heard from them.

"Dear Harry,

I've never heard of these books before," –Harry laughed at the thought of Hermione missing out on a book--- "but it sounds suspicious. Check the copyright date. If it's pretty recent, then you really have something to worry about. If it's not as recent, you don't have as much to worry about. Sorry, I can't give much advice now; I'm on my way to a Wizard Literature Convention. I hear it's going to be really great! Well, for me at least.

Much Love,

Hermione"

Harry put down Hermione's letter and opened Ron's.

"Harry,

This does seem a little weird, but if I were you, I wouldn't really worry about it. Now, if it were from a Slytherin's point of view, then I'd worry. But maybe you could just check with Dumbledore. But if you take my advice, I say let the babies have their bottles and let the muggles be happy.

Ron"

"Very well," said Harry. "They are pretty recent, so I might have something to really worry about, because I'm sure it all can't be coincidence."

Quidditchgurl260: Well, there you have it, my first chapter. What do you think, Harry?

Harry: It's okay...

Quidditchgurl260: See? Harry likes it! So should all y'all!!!! Just kidding ; ) r/r plz!