Please read: This story is based off a dream I once had, with different
characters, so if the characters somehow seem different in this story than
in the original story... tough. And please read the entire thing through. If
it still sucks after the first 3 chappies, you can give up on me as a
hopeless cause.
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Inuyasha characters though I would like too... The dream is mine... SO NO STEALING ANY OF MY DREAMS!!!
Pardon the Parody
It was your average day, hot, humid, and unbearable at home. Kagome had been sitting comfortably on her bed reading, when her mom suddenly charged in and ordered her to clean the house. Now, because she lived in a big house, this was no easy task. By the time Kagome had scrubbed the windows, vacuumed the house, cleaned her room, did all the dishes, and milked the cows, she was ready to collapse. Before her mom could think up some more work for her, she quickly called out,
"Mom, I'm going for a walk!"
"HOLD IT KAGOME! I'm taking your brother and your grandpa to visit a friend of mine that lives in the next town. We'll be gone for about 6 hours!" Her mom said in one quick breath.
"Your lunch is in the fridge, and you'll have to make your own dinner. Take care of the house and be sure not to burn your bed like last time!"
"...yes mom... and you didn't have to remind me..."
"Don't lock yourself out either, you hear?!?!"
"... ... YES MOM!!!"
Kagome quickly grabbed the spare keys and rushed outside before her mom could change her mind.
'I'll take a quick walk, and come back to do what I want to do for once.' She thought as she walked towards the park.
It was a beautiful day outside, with golden sunlight flitting though the leaves. And despite the heat, there was a little breeze blowing and the trees provided shade. As she was walking, she noticed a group of about 5 boys arguing. Feeling in the helping mood, she walked over.
"Do you guys need any help?" She asked.
The leader had long silvery white hair with golden eyes. He looked at her and as his eyes traveled over her, lingering in places they shouldn't have, she shivered. Kagome backed away and then quickly turned around and ran away as fast as she could in the other direction. She didn't know why, but he scared her. Slowing down, she took a deep breath and began walking at a normal pace again.
'Who was that guy?' Kagome wondered to herself.
Looking up, she noticed that she was walking by a small creek. It was very peaceful and she sat down on sun warmed rocks. Gazing around her, she realized that she must be deeper in the woods than she had ever been. But in the cheerful sunlight, that didn't seem like such a problem. Kagome laid there for what seemed like forever until suddenly she heard voices. She sat up in a bolt. Looking around, she caught a flash of silver between the trees. It was him.
Kagome jumped off the rock and sprinted for cover in the surrounding woodland. Heart beating, she leaned against the trunk of a massive oak.
"I'm sure I saw someone here!" A dark haired guy called out.
"Are you sure you're not losing it, Miroku?" The silver haired boy asked, smirking.
"I AM NOT LOSING IT INUYASHA!!!! I SAW A GIRL ON THE ROCKS!!!"
Inuyasha's ears perked up. "A girl? Do you remember what she looks like?"
Miroku snorted, typical Inuyasha. Ignores everything I say but snaps to attention when I mention a girl.
"Black hair, brown eyes, nice figure, ..."
While Miroku was busy blabbing on, Inuyasha was lost in his own thoughts.
'Is that the girl I saw earlier?' he mused.
At that moment, the rest of the boys came out, dragging a blindfolded and gagged girl with them. She was pretty, with shoulder length brown hair.
"Oy, lookie at what we found!" One of the boys called, breaking Miroku and Inuyasha's thoughts.
"Wow, where'd you get this one?" Miroku asked.
"Found her by the clearing."
"Lets get back to the tree house. Come on Inuyasha."
"You guys go on ahead. I'll catch up later."
Miroku leaned over.
"Inuyasha, resisting a girl for once? Is there something I need to know?" "...no..." Inuyasha replied giving Miroku a very weird look.
"Are you sure? Perhaps you need to tell me you have secretly turned gay?"
WHAM
Miroku lay on the ground with a bloody nose. "I said too much didn't I?"
"feh"
Inuyasha began walking towards the trees. It took a few seconds before Kagome realized that he was walking right in her direction. Panicking, she quickly ran her options through her head. She could run, but he would probably catch her, considering the fact that she was a slow runner. On the other hand, she could stay where she was and desperately hope that he wouldn't see her, but that didn't seem likely either, seeing as he was walking straight towards her. Luckily at that moment, Miroku choose to call out,
"Inuyasha, you know its going to rain soon right?"
Inuyasha sweat dropped.
"Uh, Miroku, you also know that there isn't a single cloud in the sky right?"
"HUSH BOY!!! I AM PROPHESIZING!!!"
Inuyasha: major sweatdrop
Meanwhile, Kagome was running as fast as she could. She had turned and run as soon as Inuyasha's attention was back on Miroku and therefore, didn't hear his prophesy.
'Why am I afraid of him?' Kagome asked herself. 'He hasn't done anything to me.'
The more she thought about it, the angrier she got. 'He's got no right making me scared of him! That evil... evil.... DUCK!'
Finally, when Kagome felt like her legs were about to fall off, she stopped and noticed two things. It was about to rain, clouds were racing across the sky. Second of all, she was lost. 'Curse this forest and whoever built it! Why is it so big?!?!?!' Fuming, Kagome yelled to the trees around her,
"I HATE YOU INUYASHA!!!!!!!"
Inuyasha, in the meantime was sniffing and running through the woods when he heard some one call his name. Sniffing some more, he came to the conclusion that it was her. Curious as to why she was calling him, he quickly followed her scent.
AN: Yeah, I know Miroku is acting a bit...unusual, but like I stated earlier, MY DREAM!!!!! MWHAHAHAHA!!!! cough Anyway, I hope you guys who are reading this liked the first chapter. Feel free to flame me. I love flames. And hope to get some reviews too. hint hint
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Inuyasha characters though I would like too... The dream is mine... SO NO STEALING ANY OF MY DREAMS!!!
Pardon the Parody
It was your average day, hot, humid, and unbearable at home. Kagome had been sitting comfortably on her bed reading, when her mom suddenly charged in and ordered her to clean the house. Now, because she lived in a big house, this was no easy task. By the time Kagome had scrubbed the windows, vacuumed the house, cleaned her room, did all the dishes, and milked the cows, she was ready to collapse. Before her mom could think up some more work for her, she quickly called out,
"Mom, I'm going for a walk!"
"HOLD IT KAGOME! I'm taking your brother and your grandpa to visit a friend of mine that lives in the next town. We'll be gone for about 6 hours!" Her mom said in one quick breath.
"Your lunch is in the fridge, and you'll have to make your own dinner. Take care of the house and be sure not to burn your bed like last time!"
"...yes mom... and you didn't have to remind me..."
"Don't lock yourself out either, you hear?!?!"
"... ... YES MOM!!!"
Kagome quickly grabbed the spare keys and rushed outside before her mom could change her mind.
'I'll take a quick walk, and come back to do what I want to do for once.' She thought as she walked towards the park.
It was a beautiful day outside, with golden sunlight flitting though the leaves. And despite the heat, there was a little breeze blowing and the trees provided shade. As she was walking, she noticed a group of about 5 boys arguing. Feeling in the helping mood, she walked over.
"Do you guys need any help?" She asked.
The leader had long silvery white hair with golden eyes. He looked at her and as his eyes traveled over her, lingering in places they shouldn't have, she shivered. Kagome backed away and then quickly turned around and ran away as fast as she could in the other direction. She didn't know why, but he scared her. Slowing down, she took a deep breath and began walking at a normal pace again.
'Who was that guy?' Kagome wondered to herself.
Looking up, she noticed that she was walking by a small creek. It was very peaceful and she sat down on sun warmed rocks. Gazing around her, she realized that she must be deeper in the woods than she had ever been. But in the cheerful sunlight, that didn't seem like such a problem. Kagome laid there for what seemed like forever until suddenly she heard voices. She sat up in a bolt. Looking around, she caught a flash of silver between the trees. It was him.
Kagome jumped off the rock and sprinted for cover in the surrounding woodland. Heart beating, she leaned against the trunk of a massive oak.
"I'm sure I saw someone here!" A dark haired guy called out.
"Are you sure you're not losing it, Miroku?" The silver haired boy asked, smirking.
"I AM NOT LOSING IT INUYASHA!!!! I SAW A GIRL ON THE ROCKS!!!"
Inuyasha's ears perked up. "A girl? Do you remember what she looks like?"
Miroku snorted, typical Inuyasha. Ignores everything I say but snaps to attention when I mention a girl.
"Black hair, brown eyes, nice figure, ..."
While Miroku was busy blabbing on, Inuyasha was lost in his own thoughts.
'Is that the girl I saw earlier?' he mused.
At that moment, the rest of the boys came out, dragging a blindfolded and gagged girl with them. She was pretty, with shoulder length brown hair.
"Oy, lookie at what we found!" One of the boys called, breaking Miroku and Inuyasha's thoughts.
"Wow, where'd you get this one?" Miroku asked.
"Found her by the clearing."
"Lets get back to the tree house. Come on Inuyasha."
"You guys go on ahead. I'll catch up later."
Miroku leaned over.
"Inuyasha, resisting a girl for once? Is there something I need to know?" "...no..." Inuyasha replied giving Miroku a very weird look.
"Are you sure? Perhaps you need to tell me you have secretly turned gay?"
WHAM
Miroku lay on the ground with a bloody nose. "I said too much didn't I?"
"feh"
Inuyasha began walking towards the trees. It took a few seconds before Kagome realized that he was walking right in her direction. Panicking, she quickly ran her options through her head. She could run, but he would probably catch her, considering the fact that she was a slow runner. On the other hand, she could stay where she was and desperately hope that he wouldn't see her, but that didn't seem likely either, seeing as he was walking straight towards her. Luckily at that moment, Miroku choose to call out,
"Inuyasha, you know its going to rain soon right?"
Inuyasha sweat dropped.
"Uh, Miroku, you also know that there isn't a single cloud in the sky right?"
"HUSH BOY!!! I AM PROPHESIZING!!!"
Inuyasha: major sweatdrop
Meanwhile, Kagome was running as fast as she could. She had turned and run as soon as Inuyasha's attention was back on Miroku and therefore, didn't hear his prophesy.
'Why am I afraid of him?' Kagome asked herself. 'He hasn't done anything to me.'
The more she thought about it, the angrier she got. 'He's got no right making me scared of him! That evil... evil.... DUCK!'
Finally, when Kagome felt like her legs were about to fall off, she stopped and noticed two things. It was about to rain, clouds were racing across the sky. Second of all, she was lost. 'Curse this forest and whoever built it! Why is it so big?!?!?!' Fuming, Kagome yelled to the trees around her,
"I HATE YOU INUYASHA!!!!!!!"
Inuyasha, in the meantime was sniffing and running through the woods when he heard some one call his name. Sniffing some more, he came to the conclusion that it was her. Curious as to why she was calling him, he quickly followed her scent.
AN: Yeah, I know Miroku is acting a bit...unusual, but like I stated earlier, MY DREAM!!!!! MWHAHAHAHA!!!! cough Anyway, I hope you guys who are reading this liked the first chapter. Feel free to flame me. I love flames. And hope to get some reviews too. hint hint