Maybe it's fine. Maybe it's not. After all, there were dozens of people in the gym right now. But Kuroko just looked sooooo daaamn cuuuute Akashi's heart ached.

'Control yourself, Seijuurou.'

The redhead harshly reprimanded himself as he averted his gaze from Kuroko in fear of losing blood. His fists were clenched tightly on his sides in an attempt to hold himself together. Why?

Kuroko, oh sweet innocent Kuroko was uncharacteristically sobbing softly on his shoulder.

"I never found him after that! Ichigou was gone forever!"

Listening to Kuroko's rambling about his long lost rabbit pet, Akashi inhaled and exhaled slowly. This was getting too much for him. Looking around the gym, everyone was too preoccupied with the ongoing party or already being knocked down by the alcohol. Akashi cursed anyone who gave Kuroko the wretched drink. While it was highly enlightening to see Kuroko like this, his libido suffered like never before.

"Tetsuya, how about I drive you home? You can't take the bus like this." He attempted a normal speech. It sounded convincing - a little. He sounded too strained unlike his normal composed self. Grimacing, he carefully separated their bodies. Kuroko's face was wet with tears. His nose and cheeks were red and oooh, Akashi could feel his own cheeks heating up at the rare sight.

'Cu- Shit.'

"Akashi-kun..."

Akashi met his eyes warily.

Kuroko glared softly, "You can't tell Nigou about Ichigou."

KYUUUNN ~ STRAIGHT TO AKASHI'S HEART!

Akashi gaped, his eyes shadowed by his bangs. THIS WAS TOO MUCH! HE WASN'T READY FOR THIS! KUROKO SHOULD NOT LAUNCH HIS ULTIMATE WEAPON WHILE THEY WERE IN PUBLIC!

Instead of a glare, Kuroko was puffing his cheeks like a hamster while attempting a glare through glassy eyes. And aaahhhhh, it was too much for Akashi's heart!

Akashi launched himself to Kuroko, latching onto the paler teen like an octopus.

"A-Akashi-kun?" Kuroko, although tipsy, still manage to register the fact that his former captain was hugging him not unlike Kise.

"Tetsuya, marry me."


End.

A/N: Will continue under circumstances (-coughs- if some people manage to persuade me). Complete for now.

Kuroko no Basket belongs to Fujimaki Tadatoshi-sensei.