Author Note:This came to me in first hour. I was sitting in credit lab (I have bad credits...) half asleep and writing my friend a note to help me stay awake, and this came out. Renji and Ichigo came to mind, and I laughed to myself. On a side note. If any of you readers are running off a windows 98, can you tell me? I'm having trouble editing my bio, and I want to know if it's my computer, or something else. If you help me out, I'll do something nice. What it is.. .I have no idea yet, but it'll be nice.
Disclaimer:Bleach belongs to Tite Kubo, not me. Also Beast and the Harlot belongs to Avenged Sevenfold, again not me.
Beast and the Harlot.
Symbolic woman sits on his thrown but hatred strips her and leaves her naked. The Beast and the Harlot...
Renji blinked as Ichigo blasted the song through his speakers. What the hell were the lyrics talking about. He was so confused.
What did a beast have to do with a city? What did a sinful woman have to do with the fall of Babylon the Great? Now being here in the living world, he half paid attention to history and he didn't remember anything about that. Man this song was pissing him off. "Hey Ichigo." He called out to the strawberry who lay on his bed reading some book. "What's a harlot?" That was the most confusing to him. "And what does it have to do with a beast and a city?"
Ichigo looked at Renji like he grew a second head. "Are you for real?" He asked. Renji nodded his head. Rolling his eyes, Ichigo stood up and found his Websters dictionary. Grabbing the large book he through it at Renji's spiky head. "look it up."
Growling, Renji set out to find what the word Harlot meant. Almost an hour latter he found it out. "Noun, a woman prostitute." Looking up from what he just read out loud., he pouted at the once more reading Ichigo. "So the songs talkin' 'bout a whore? I still don't get it."
Ichigo laughed softly. It was all to funny to him. Renji sat there with a dictionary on his lap, he had the cutest look on his face. He looked like a lost puppy. "Don't think to hard." Ichigo got up a patted his head. "Wouldn't want you to break something."
"But Ichigo! I still don't get it!" Renji whined getting up to follow the strawberry to the kitchen. "And don't pet me like a dog." He added with a scowl.
Ichigo sighed as he got two cups down. "Geeze Ren! It's about how the woman destroyed the city because she's evil."
"But.. " Ichigo shut him up with a cookie. Then and there he decided never ever let Renji listen to Avenged Sevenfold again.