Taco-chan: This is a random story I gave to my friend for Christmas. It's insanely random. And based off a George W. Bush joke. Not for Kiba lovers.
One day, Hinata Hyuga, Naruto Uzumaki, Kiba Inuzuka, Akamaru, and Tenten were on a trip to Sanibel Island. To get there, they had to ride on a plane. But, there were 3 parachutes and one for Akamaru that no one else could use.
On the way there, their pilot had a heart attack and died. The plane was going to crash in 15 minutes.
"Okay, so, who should go with the parachutes and who gets to die?" Kiba asked the panicking group on teenagers.
Tenten had grabbed one of the 3 human parachutes and put the dog one on Akamaru. Everyone stared at her. She smiled uneasily. "Ladies first," she commented, before jumping out the plane with Akamaru.
Kiba grabbed the 2nd one. Hinata and Naruto stared at him. "What?" Kiba asked. "If anyone should die, it can't be ME!!" He jumped out the window.
Naruto sighed. "Well, Hinata, you can take the last one."
"W-why? There are still 2 left."
"Huh? Really?"
Hinata nodded. "K-kiba grabbed a backpack instead."
Naruto stared at her for a moment before laughing and pulling on a parachute, handing Hinata her's, and jumping out of the plane.
Taco-chan: There! Stupid story #1 finished! Now, to post stupid story #2!
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