The Very Secret Diary of a Drummer
Day 1 - Monday
Banged my drum today. Was fun.
I love my drum.
Day 2 - Tuesday\
Banged drum for 8 hours straight! Was really fun. Arms sore though.
Think have tan line from harness.
Wonder if sexy mellophones will notice?
Day 3 - Wednesday
Banged drum more today but not feeling well. Very tired.
I think mellophone players noticed.
Day 4 - Thursday
Do not like evil staffmember. Stands over me and growls.
Tan line more prominent today.
Trombone players began constructing large structure out of tennis balls. Looks like fun. Must participate.
Day 5 - Friday
Trombone players assigned me job of collecting balls. Go me. Collecting balls is fun. Am most efficient as can hide balls in drum.
Day 6 - Saturday
Was on field and couldn't find bathroom. Located evil staffmember's powerade bottle. Had brilliant notion. Will hide bottle behind goalpost until end of practice.
Later...
Gee... you can hide stuff in the space above the ceiling tiles. Will do so with bottle.
Day 7 - Sunday
Didn't bang drum today. Dang.
Day 8 - Monday
Am feeling much better as banged my drum like never banged it before. So happy
Hope powerade bottle lasted weekend. Maybe should check. Nah, too risky. And smelly.
Baritones jumped me today.
Stupid baritones.
Day 9 - Tuesday
Think have been found out. Mellophones suddenly turned off. But met up with baritones again last night. Are better than mellophones. Go me.
Day 10 - Wednesday
Is raining. Roof is leaking. Isn't that where bottle was? Do not want to know.
Assisted fellow drummers in sprinkling Gold Bond around drum room.
Day 11 - Thursday
Got yelled at by Evil Staffmember again. This time for Gold Bond incident. Trombone structure reaching amazing size. Man, that's a lot of balls.
Day 12 - Friday
Accidentally demolished trombone ball structure. Was not paying attention as was worried about bottle. Was too bad because was starting to look like Colossus at Rhodes. No... ok really. Never fancied nude statues anyhow. Gay guard man will miss though.
Day 13 - Saturday
Have been locked in practice room by nancing drum major. What have done to deserve this? Require water. None to be found. Suddenly remember Powerade bottle...
Later...
No! Precious is lost! Whatever shall do? Will get revenge. Will destroy Evil staffmember. Maybe has nothing to do with it but deserves it anyway. *sniff sniff* Do I smell barbeque?
Day 14 - Sunday
Am having withdrawals from drum banging. Side effects include... well, maybe shouldn't mention that.
Day 1 - Monday
Banged my drum today. Was fun.
I love my drum.
Day 2 - Tuesday\
Banged drum for 8 hours straight! Was really fun. Arms sore though.
Think have tan line from harness.
Wonder if sexy mellophones will notice?
Day 3 - Wednesday
Banged drum more today but not feeling well. Very tired.
I think mellophone players noticed.
Day 4 - Thursday
Do not like evil staffmember. Stands over me and growls.
Tan line more prominent today.
Trombone players began constructing large structure out of tennis balls. Looks like fun. Must participate.
Day 5 - Friday
Trombone players assigned me job of collecting balls. Go me. Collecting balls is fun. Am most efficient as can hide balls in drum.
Day 6 - Saturday
Was on field and couldn't find bathroom. Located evil staffmember's powerade bottle. Had brilliant notion. Will hide bottle behind goalpost until end of practice.
Later...
Gee... you can hide stuff in the space above the ceiling tiles. Will do so with bottle.
Day 7 - Sunday
Didn't bang drum today. Dang.
Day 8 - Monday
Am feeling much better as banged my drum like never banged it before. So happy
Hope powerade bottle lasted weekend. Maybe should check. Nah, too risky. And smelly.
Baritones jumped me today.
Stupid baritones.
Day 9 - Tuesday
Think have been found out. Mellophones suddenly turned off. But met up with baritones again last night. Are better than mellophones. Go me.
Day 10 - Wednesday
Is raining. Roof is leaking. Isn't that where bottle was? Do not want to know.
Assisted fellow drummers in sprinkling Gold Bond around drum room.
Day 11 - Thursday
Got yelled at by Evil Staffmember again. This time for Gold Bond incident. Trombone structure reaching amazing size. Man, that's a lot of balls.
Day 12 - Friday
Accidentally demolished trombone ball structure. Was not paying attention as was worried about bottle. Was too bad because was starting to look like Colossus at Rhodes. No... ok really. Never fancied nude statues anyhow. Gay guard man will miss though.
Day 13 - Saturday
Have been locked in practice room by nancing drum major. What have done to deserve this? Require water. None to be found. Suddenly remember Powerade bottle...
Later...
No! Precious is lost! Whatever shall do? Will get revenge. Will destroy Evil staffmember. Maybe has nothing to do with it but deserves it anyway. *sniff sniff* Do I smell barbeque?
Day 14 - Sunday
Am having withdrawals from drum banging. Side effects include... well, maybe shouldn't mention that.