Ka-Chingle Bells
A parody of "Jingle Bells", by Maho Shojo and sung by Mokuba Kaiba
Maho Shojo: OK, it is a bit late, seeing as Christmas is over, but this just popped in my mind. ^_^
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Ka-chingle bells,
Ka-chingle bells,
Ka-chingle all the way.
Oh, what fun it is rip and scam people each day, hey!
Ka-chingle bells,
Ka-chingle bells,
Ka-chingle all the way.
Oh, what fun it is to rip off people every day!
Oh, what fun it is to rip
Off people every day.
Takin' all their money
Laughing all the way, ha ha ha!
Auction off their things
Hack into their accounts
The sum of cash you'll get
Will be in large amounts. Oh. . .
Ka-chingle bells,
Ka-chingle bells,
Ka-chingle all the way.
Oh, what fun it is rip and scam people each day, hey!
Ka-chingle bells,
Ka-chingle bells,
Ka-chingle all the way.
Oh, what fun it is to rip off people every day!
This year I got some coal
I thought I'd take a ride
And soon a million yen
Were seated by my side.
This guy was lean and lank
Misfortune seemed his lot
I shoved him in a drifted bank
And stole his money, the whole lot. Oh. . .
Ka-chingle bells,
Ka-chingle bells,
Ka-chingle all the way.
Oh, what fun it is rip and scam people each day, hey!
Ka-chingle bells,
Ka-chingle bells,
Ka-chingle all the way.
Oh, what fun it is to rip off people every day!
Trick my siblings in
To giving me some cash.
They are so gullible
But now I gotta dash
You have opportunity.
Grab it now with speed.
Just find out someone's pass
And BAM! You have the lead! Oh. . .
Ka-chingle bells,
Ka-chingle bells,
Ka-chingle all the way.
Oh, what fun it is rip and scam people each day, hey!
Ka-chingle bells,
Ka-chingle bells,
Ka-chingle all the way.
Oh, what fun it is to rip off people every day!
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MS: That was great, Mokuba!
Mokuba: : ) I have skills. *rubs hand into chest*
MS: Right. . . Well, you'll find the story behind this in my bio, and this was inspired by the Christmas episode of "That's so Raven". I'm gonna change it on 12/ 31, so hurry! (It's called "Story of the Week" for a reason, and "Story Pic" is a different thing.)
Mokuba: *turns on radio and dances on one leg* // singing // It's my life, it's now or never. I ain't gonna live forever –
MS: *turns off radio*Yeah, now quit dancing like a bow-legged chicken.
Mokuba: *stops dancing, trips, and blushes* $20 dollars for the show?
MS: Don't even think about it. Hot cocoa?
Mokuba: ^_^ OK.