Disclamer: I DON'T OWN NARUTO! IF I DID SASUHINA WOULD BE THE MAIN COUPLE! Cause they would be sooo freakin cute! (So I write on a Naruhina story…*prepares for the hate*)

This story is for my VERY FIRST REVIEWER EVER, on another story of mine and I did this thing where the first reviewer got to request a story. So thanks to fuchsiamon and I hope you like.

Chapter 1: Don't mess with Naruto's girl's food.

"And then WHAM, Hinata slammed the guy into the tree with her Twin Lion Step! It was amazing Teuchi-san!" Naruto recited to the 47 year old ramen shop owner, while hugging his girlfriend, the 16 year old hyuga heiress tightly from where he was sitting at the bar. Her face was as red as a tomato, as she stammered out,

"I-it wasn't anything special Naruto-Kun…"

Teuchi laughed and said"Sounds pretty amazing, Naruto." Teuchi as he served Naruto, Hinata, Kiba Inuzuka, Rock Lee, and Sai, who had stopped by at Ichiraku's after their mission to the Land Of Snow.

"You know Dickless, you might want to release Hyuga. It looks like you are crushing all the air out of her lungs." The X-Foundation member said blankly as he began to eat his ramen.

"What was that Sai?" Naruto yelled, releasing Hinata and spinning on his bar seat to his right and grabbing Sai by his shirt, "What is the matter with you it's always balls this or balls that and…." He trailed off as Hinata grabbed his orange jacket and tugged on it,

"Naruto-Kun please don't yell… you will make a scene. Our ra-ramen is here so let's just eat." She said in her quiet voice. Naruto hmphed and settled back down, releasing Sai's shirt.

"I agree with Hinata-San," Rock Lee shouted from Hinata's left, "Let's stop all this unyouthful arguing and fighting and enjoy this wonderful meal!"

Kiba, who was sitting to Rock Lee's, nodded in agreement and drank his whole bowl of ramen, not even bothering with the chopsticks. Then he raised his hand into the air and yelled at Teuchi to 'bring him another bowl, cause he was starving' Naruto, and Lee did the same, while Hinata and Sai used their chopsticks and ate much slower, enjoying their chicken and beef ramen.

"Agh worse thing about this awesome ramen," Kiba complained, "Is how long we have to wait until we get refills." He dropped his head onto the counter and started watching Hinata slowly eat her Ramen.

"It is unyouthful to complain Kiba-Kun! During this time we can do our training!" Lee yelled as he jumped off his bar stool and began doing push-ups on the ground.

"Yeah you have fun with that." Kiba said not even bothering to raise his head as he continued to stare hungrily at Hinata's chiken ramen and dumplings. And then he reached over and, quick as a snake, grabbed two of her dumplings and stuffing the first one in his mouth.

"K-Kiba-Kun!" Hinata exclaimed, frowning slightly. Naruto taking notice of this, glared at Kiba and said

"Give Hinata her other dumpling back!"

"Na-Naruto-Kunn it's fine he's really hungry" Hinata stammered while watching the two boys glare at each other.

"No it's not! No one messes with my girls food!" he yelled tackling Kiba and trying to grab the other dumpling from him, while Hinata fainted from embarrassment. Then somehow or another, Akamaru, Kiba's dog, jumped Naruto and tackled him to the ground, while Kiba stuffed the dumpling into the mouth happily.

"Damn it Kiba you jerk! Buy Hinata more dumplings!"

"Never you blonde idiot! Hinata didn't care!"

"Hinata is just to nice to say anything!"

"Fine! Let's fight it out! If you win I'll buy her more dumplings!

"Lets go dog boy!"

"What are you two doing." A cold voice came from outside the shop, where stood a very angry Tsundade.

"Kiba took Hinata's dumplings!"

Tsundade was silent for a moment, and then she cracked her knuckles staring evilly at them,

"I think you two are need of a punishment."

And the rest of the Naruto and Kiba's day was spend being chased around by Tsundade, who was chasing them screaming about punishment, while Shizune chased after Tsundade trying to make her come do her Hokage work, and then Neji chasing Naruto yelling at him for making his cousin faint and then leaving her at the ramen stand, and Lee chasing Neji yelling about how they should have a youthful contest of seeing who could catch Naruto first. And then Shino started chasing Kiba, yelling about Akamaru peeing on his sandals, and how Kiba was going to get the worst case of fleas ever for this. And then Konohamaru began to chase after Naruto, wanting to show him his new sexy jutsu, and Sakura chasing after Konohamaru, yelling at him to not use such a indecent jutsu. And then Kakashi began to follow the whole crowd, wanting to see Naruto and Konohamaru's Sexy Jutsu.

Eventually, one way or another, almost all the ninjas in the village joined the giant crowd. While Hinata slept peacefully away in the Ramen Stand, until Naruto came and carried her back to her house, and set her in her bed, leaving dumplings-that he had made Kiba buy-on her bedside table, for her to eat in the morning. Of course, by morning they were disgusting and Hinata couldn't eat them, but it was the thought that counted.

This was more of stupid then fluffy, but I'm going to make a few more chapters for you Fuchsiamon.:) I wanted to write all night but my wrist is hurting REALLY bad, so I have to stop.

Anyway! Sorry it was so short, hope you liked it okay, next chapter will be fluffier.

Bye y'all! I'll write some more tomorrow, and hopefully I can update everything I have posted by the end of the weekend!

Panda-chan is out!