Taco-chan: Written for another friend of mine. Naruto crossover with...Kingdom Hearts...I think. Maybe. Not sure. But...whatever.
The randomest story ever!:
Kakashi meets Cloud
Kakashi Hatake strolled down a worn-out path in the middle of a forest. Ever since his team's emo boy went crazy, they had all spilt apart. And now he was bored. Insanely bored. Bored enough to try to scare the crap out of a guy with blond hair that seemed to defy gravity and a sword wrapped up with some type of white cloth.
He first tried dressing up as an ANBU. He was a retired ANBU captain, after all. Walking out from the bush, he was attacked by a bunch of Kakashi rabid fan girls, their leader going by the name of Keiko. After he escaped his prison, he found the boy again. He just walked into an inn. Kakashi decided to wait for him to come out. After 15 seconds, it was day again and he walked out.
Kakashi stared in shock as the boy passed him and walked away from the inn. Once he got over his surprise, he tried another trick. He bought a Kyubi mask. After all, everyone was scared of Kyubi, right? He was about to jump out in front of him, but the ANBU attacked him and put him in jail. Once he escaped by digging a hole in the wall with a spoon, he found the guy again.
"I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!" Kakashi cried. "HOW CAN I SCARE YOU?!?!"
"Simple," Cloud replied, "you can't. For I am the almighty Cloud!!!"
Kakashi stared. "Y-your name is C-cloud?" Cloud nodded. Kakashi burst out laughing after a 3 second awkward silence. "HAHAHA!!!! OMG!!!!!! YOUR NAME IS CLOUD!!!!!!!"
Cloud fumed and walked away from the laughing Kakashi. "I'm leaving. I have to defeat that Sephiroth."
"W-why?" Kakashi asked, still laughing.
"Because he's not David Lee Roth, that's why." Cloud answered as though it were obvious and walked off.
"Hey! Wait up! I need someone too annoy!!" Kakashi yelled and followed after him.
END!!!
Taco-chan: Told ya it was random...
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