A/N: I saw the following prompt online and had to write something for it.
Prompt: "If Matt doesn't say "I haven't the foggiest" when asked about Foggy's whereabouts then I am deeply disappointed."
Disclaimer: I do not own Daredevil or Marvel. The prompt is not my own, either. Only the following story is mine.
Early one morning at the office, Matt was occupied with reading when there came a knock at his door. He paused, fingers hovering over the Braille law book. Lightly inhaling through his nostrils, he detected the sharp scent of women's perfume. "What can I do for you, Miss Page?"
"Do you know where Foggy is? He's usually be here by now."
"I haven't the foggiest," Matt replied.
The pun passed his lips so naturally- probably from years of using this particular joke- that Karen almost missed it. She hesitated for a second before snickering. "Seriously, Matt?"
"What?"
"How many times have you used that joke?"
Matt shrugged. "Ever since I realised the pun during college."
The subject of their discussion burst into the room with his usual energy and told them good morning.
"Where have you been?" inquired Karen curiously.
Foggy raised a bag. "I brought donuts. Figured we deserved a treat to start our wonderful Monday morning."
"Well that clears things up," Karen said with a pointed grin at Matt.
He nodded with a small chuckle. "Yes, yes it does."