Living With Faust… IN JAPAN!!!
A crazy sub-chapter in the already insane universe that is living with Faust. If you have not read Living With Faust, do so now!!!
Day 99 7:30 AM - 11:00 AM Faust, DO NOT WANT.
Today We really, really needed a break from Faust. Me and Emerld tried everything. We tried to hide from him in the dumpster outside of Wendy's, but Faust opened the lid and screamed "FOUND YOU!!!" At that moment I realized that the dumpster was no longer outside Wendy's, but now inside our living room on top of the coffee table, which immediately collapsed for the fifteenth time that month. Then we tried to fake our own deaths by running out in traffic and pretending to be hit by a car, only we were really hit by a car, and Faust was driving it. "TEN POINTS!" he yelled as he rode off with Emerld still attached to the car. Then we tried to keep him occupied, he walked in the kitchen to find a dancing singing banana. The banana stared singing, "IT'S PEA…" was all he could say before Faust grabbed him and shoved his entire being into his mouth. "Damn it, nothing is working!" Emerld said as we were hiding behind the couch. "I know, we need to go somewhere really far away without him knowing. " I explained as I formulated a plan in my mind…
Day 99 11:01 AM - 11:03 AM - The plan.
"…You think of that plan yet?" Emerld asked as the couch slowly split in half, and Mr. Bagman of course was the culprit. "Do what now?" He asked. "Not again." I thought as I sigh. "Nothing Faust, why don't you go…" I stopped, only because Faust started ripping the stuffing out of the pillows and eating it. And then, Faust suddenly fell over passed out! "What happened?" I asked totally shocked. "I stuffed the couch pillows with roofies last month." Emerld explained. "WHY!?" I asked. Emerld then looked at Faust, and then at me. "Why not?"
Day 99 11:10 AM - 12:45 AM - The REAL plan.
After Faust passed out we buried him deep in the backyard, thought it would give us some time to plan our escape. "We need to go to another city." I suggested. "Not far enough, we need to go to another state." Suggested Emerld. "NO! We will got to another county!" Screamed Chris, who came out of nowhere, literally, we were standing on the corner of nowhere street. / "Chris, what are you doing here!?" I asked. And then, Jack fell out of the sky, hit the pavement very hard, and got up like it was nothing. "He's with me." said Jack. "I'm not with you, I don't even know you!" said Chris. "Of course you do, I'm that guy who fell from the sky!" Jack explained the event that had just occurred. "Oh yeah." Said Chris. "What's up man?" "HEY!" I yelled. "Can we get back to us? Who gave you a copy of our plan!?" Emerld asked. "That guy over there is handing them out." Chris said as he pointed to Pennywise the clown. "Oh fuck, how does he know about our plan? Does Faust know!?" I asked. "Of course he knows, he came up with it!" said Jack. "No he didn't! I came up with it!" I said agitated. "You did? Then how did all of Faust friends find out?" Jack said as he pointed to most of Faust friends, who were all lined up in the office of the airport across the street with they're bags already packed." "No, no, NO!!!" Me and Emerld screamed at the same time! "Uh huh, Pennywise, The Mask, Jim, Zappa, Freakazoid, me, Jack, your girlfriend, some of her friends, Mike, and the entire cast of Guilty gear are all going to Japan!" Chris explained. "WHAT!? NO WAY!!! I WILL NEVER, EVER, EVER GO TO JAPAN WITH THAT GUY!!!" I told to them. "Your too late." Said Faust. And by that time, it was too late, I realized all of us were already in the plane, and it had taken off.
Day 99 1:00 PM - What seemed like forever - NOOOOOOO!!!
"I can't stay here with him, going to jump, going to jump out of the plane, going to jump out and end it all right now!" I mumbled to myself. "Seriously Teepo, calm down!" Emerld said to try to stop me from killing myself, again. "Go sit with your girlfriend, your creeping me out!" He demanded. "My girlfriend? I asked, because at the time I was too traumatized to remember ANYTHING. "Yeah, Kaylee remember her?" He said to me. "Oh yeah, I remember her, take me to her." I said, and with that Emerld threw me into the isle and I rolled into the back of the plane somehow landing next to her and Chris. "Hey Teepo, it's about time you sit next to me." she said. "Hey buddy what's up!" Chris said excited. "I'm ok, not going to die, I'm not going to be eaten by the bagman!" I mumbled more to myself. As Kalyee and Chris kept me from slipping into another episode, the rest of the crew members were all up to there own little activities. I noticed Pennywise talking to may about things that float. I also saw that Mike was bugging Potempkin. "HEY! HEY YOU! What's with the thing around you neck? Huh? HEY! ANSWER ME!!!" Mike wasn't to much of a problem the rest of the plane ride, due to the fact Potempkin threw him into the wall knocking him out cold. The mask was looking at Zappa, who was spinning his head around, and around. "So! I can do that to!" The mask then spun his head completely around again and again until it fell off, then Emerld picked it up and passed it to Chris, who threw it out the window. "Yeah! In your face, two points!" Chris screamed proudly. "Why did you do that?" Kaylee asked him. "Because it was my turn!" Said Chris. "To do what!?" She asked. "Duh! To beat Sol and Ky!" Then I looked over at those two who were now looking depressed. Also since Millia was sitting in the front row, the three rows behind her were all braiding her hair. Chipp and Jim were sitting next to each other playing Mario kart when Pennywise popped up from behind eating a sandwich, Chipp and Jim then both looked at him and tackled him. The rest were either sleeping, eating food, eating each other, or playing knife games. "Hey." I said finally coming out of my daze. "Where is Bridget? Is he here too?" I asked. "Yeah, he's somewhere in the front, want us to go sit next to him?" Kaylee asked me. "Sure, why not." I replied comely. "Say, who's piloting the plane?" I asked. "ME!!!" screamed Faust, who was appeared on the movie monitor. "I was never here!!!" I said as I snapped and jumped from the plane window, onto the pavement. "What the!?" I said as I realized the plane hadn't moved yet. "Ok, prepare for take off!" Faust yelled as I thought to myself : "I really have lost it!" before passing out, and that was the last thing I remember until we reached Japan.