Disclaimer: I don't own Transformers.

Author's Note: I almost-kinda forgot about the plot for 'Madness In The Base'. I also forgot that I have no idea on how to fit the reviewers in the plot. So this is kinda like a make-up fic and apology fic for those I said were gonna be in the fic. If ya want to be in here, drop a review.

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"Hmm...let's see...all white...on base...too cold..." Koko mused, glaring at the vast winterland. "NOT MY IDEA OF A WINTER VACATION!"

"Would you stop shouting, femme?" Ironhide grumbled, rubbing his audio receptors.

"Frag you."

"That's my job," Chromia joked, wheeling up next to the mech.

"Good Primus, not that again!" Koko's eyes widened, and she put her hand up to cover her ears. "I'm not listening! Lalalalala~"

"I wasn't going to say anything," Chromia said, amused.

"It's too early in the morning for this," Sam frowned. "Great. Looks like we're stuck here for a while."

"No!" Apparently, Koko was paying attention after all, since she zipped away from Sam lightning speed. "I don't want to be stuck here!"

"I already said I won't kill you, whatever you meant by that," Sam said, annoyed. Koko lightened. Oh yeah. This was a different universe or whatever.

"Still! I...I'll make Optimus drive me to the candy shop! I can't live without candy!" Koko wailed.

"What's this about sugary sweets that can rot your dental plates?" came the voice of a VERY familiar medic. Koko paled, and turned slowly to meet something shiny, something like a giant wrench.

Don't move, don't move, don't move... Koko thought over and over, sweat beading down her neck. Her body was shaking all over. The others around her either shook their heads in amusement or were full blown laughing.

Sam, Twins, you're all on my death list.

"That's enough, Dad," a voice ordered.

"Jaacs!" Koko was broken from the spell of the wrench o' doom and ran behind her friend. "Your dad here threatened to kill me! And I thought Optimus said not to harm humans..."

"Well, that rule's getting ignored more and more..." another voice muttered.

"Hi Natalie!" squeaked Koko, still cowering behind Jaacs.

"Why did you do this time?" she asked in an annoyed voice.

"Nothing, I swear! Some times, I think Ratchet is trigger-happy!" Koko exclaimed, only to scream in fear as a wrench came up next to her, inches from Jaacs and Koko.

"Wha-you're aiming for me too?" Jaacs shouted in surprised as she turned tail and ran, Koko close behind. Natalie blinked, before turning towards the laughing 'bots and humans.

"Just you wait, you're on Koko's death list, if I know her," she shot back.

"Did Koko do another prank on the Hatchet?" another girl mumbled, rubbing her head in frustration.

"No, she called the Hatchet trigger-happy, Grace," Sam chuckled.

"Huh. That's new. I thought Ironhide was trigger-happy," Grace shrugged, then froze at the sound of whirling and clicking. "Oh...Ironhide's right behind me, isn't he?"

A nod. Well, two actually.

"Great," Grace then ran with Ironhide hot on her trail. "Shut up Alyssa!" Grace yelled at a snickering girl. Optimus then walked out into the hanger, cleared his throat, and everyone paused in what they were doing.

"May I ask what you were doing?" Optimus asked in a non-pleased tone.

"He tried to kill me," three voices said in unison, fingers pointed accusingly at Ratchet and Ironhide.

"You must have provoked them," a voice argued.

"Maybe they did Melissa..." Alyssa said in an ominous voice.

"Did you know that it's snowing outside? We're gonna be stuck on base for WEEKS!" Koko suddenly changed the subject, pointing outside. "I HATE THE COLD!"

"But the upside of snow..." Jaacs tried.

"THERE IS NO UPSIDE! IT'S JUST A VAST PRISON OF-"

Oompf.

"...ice..." Koko muttered. Someone just had the guts to throw a snowball at her face, did they?

"Lighten up! We haven't had this much fun since we were all separated!" Bumblebee's holoform grinned. Koko's fingers twitched, even as snow started to plop on the floor before her. Her face was red from frostbite and she had a devilish look on her face. Bumblebee realized his mistake too late. His grin faded. He forgot that when Koko gets that look or your cross her in the wrong way, his life may end, no matter how cute or innocent he may be, no matter how much she fawned over him.

He was probably dead.

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Again, my apologies, but I got this in time. Please review. :3 Also, please tell me a winter sport you would like to see in this fanfic.