Grunkle Stan was in the living room of the Mystery Shack and watching his favorite soap opera about the duchess and the dukies. And he was also eating a soda because that his favorite. He is fat with sweat and food spots on his shirt but that's ok. "No, mother I will not marry the count! He is evil!" said the TV duchess with blonde hair and blonde eyes.
"you tell him duchess!" said Stan as he pulled a wedgie from his booty and smiled a grin. Then Mabel and Dipper, they are twins, came down the stairs from the room in the top house and said this: "Grunkle Stan we are hungry! Give us food please!"
"Ok," said Grunkle Stan because he has to feed them or they will starve. Taking care of kids is a big reponsiblity, and it is even harder than taking care of a dog because dogs can make their own food (i saw a dog eat their poop one time) and kids can't. He reached into his pocket for his wallet and got his wallet. He reached into his wallet to find some money, but he only found $10. "Uh oh"
"What is wrong?" Dipper asked his grunkle what was wrong because he is smart and usually worries about practical things like this.
Grunkle stan said this "Well kids I only have $10 right now. I can get you a meal at Chick fil gay right now but then I won't have any money left to feed you and pay bills."
Mabel got a very sad face like a kitten who didn't get their happy meal toy. "Does that mean that you are going to send us away back to our parents from here again like that one time where you lost the shack to Gideon?!" She started to cry glittery tears.
Grunkle gave the twins a big warm hug, telling them that everything will be ok. "Everything's gonna be ok, you two. Don't worry, I'll just have to get another job, since no one is coming to the shack anymore since that monster came." He was right about that. A monster came a few days ago and scared away many tourists. The scared tourists had written online blogs telling others not to come to the Mystery Shack because it is too dangerous and that they had heard online rumors that Grunkle Stan was a pedo and would give you a infection. No one came to the shack any more, and the Pines family had been living on his life savings. But since they had to bail STan out of jail and pay his medical bills (he had a heart attack because he is old and fat and that is not a very good combo) they money tank were almost empty.
Dipper and Mabel then smiled once again, believing that their great uncle would pull thorough for them. "Now go and get ready, kids, i'll take you two out to eat and then I'll look for a new job in the morning." Stan told them before they ran away and got dressed. He then went to the bathroom and got nacked to his butt. He showered and bathed and then got out of the shower and covered himself in a big towel. He went over to the sink and shaved his face and looked like those old men from the Old Spice commercials.
In their room, Dipper and Mabel also got dressed for pubic. Dipper put on his normal clothes, his hat, shirt, vest, shorts, socks, shoes, and Mabel wore her shorts and a sweater that had a Dinosaur on it. It was talking, and the words on it said, "I AM DEAD" and she put on her shoes also.
Grunkle Stan decided to not wear his fez and suit tuxedo because Chik fil a didn't prove of his mr. Mystery fursona and didn't like magic because they are Christian, and he didn't want to get kicked out and deprove his niece and nephew of nutrients. He wore his cool hawaiian shirt and a pair of pants, and he had no hat so his fluffy gray hair was out.
They got into his STNLYMBL and drove into the small town of Gravity Falls. Everyone was walking around happily because it was nice and sunny outiside. But it wasn't the same in the car Pines'. It felt depresing in there because they werre still sad about them being in poverty. Soon they wouldn't be able to pay the bills or buy food and they would have to eat their clothes, and neither of the twins wanted to see Grunkle Stans hairy ass naked, fortunately for them they wouldn't have to see him at night because they couldn't pay the energy bill so it would be too dark but then they would have to see him during the day time because the sun was a source of light.
They drove to the Chick Fil A parking lot and parked into a lot. When they walked in everyone was singing songs about Jesus dying so that everyone would go to Heaven except for gays and people who don't stone musliems. They went up to the register counter and ordered some chicken sandwiches because they apparently invented that shit.
They went to a table and sat down and began eating. The family talk and smiled for a bit, trying to forget about their problems for a while and trying to have fun. But then, suddenly, they overheard a conversation coming from a couple from the other table next to them in the restaurant. "Hey Steve, have you heard about that got shot down? The pizza place?"
Steve, the other man talking, noddde and then said " Yeah, the one from like 20 years ago""
"Yes." said Jonathon, the other man in the table "They're starting it back up for some reason, and they're looking for new people to work their. And they are also so desperate for workers that they are willing to pay them $50 each night and they only have to work 6 hours a day at the night time for the job."
Grunkle Santan heard this, and his ears picked up the sounds like a radar inj the desert looking for alien trans,missens. Mabelk smiled at her great uncle Flan and said that "Hey Grunkle Stan! You could work in that pizza place and get money so that we can pay bills and continue to see in the dark and not starve because maybe we can also get free pizza since you also work there!"
Dipper also liked this idea and began to say something but Grunk interrupted. "I like this idea! Excuse me fine gentlemans!" he asked the two men at the neighboring table "What place did you say was hiring for a job?"
The two man, Steve and Jonathon, looked at each other with eyes that had a secret message. "It is freddy Fazbears Pizza, but you do not want to work there." they warned.
But Grunkle Stan was a very foolish, stubborn oldened elderly men. He grabbed the children under each pit and got into the car with excitement. The men at the table with chicken in hand then said a very spooky scary shadowy thing! "Poor old man, he does not know what waits for him…"
(AN: Did you guys like my story? I tried my best to write, please leave good reviwes! The next chapter will get interesting!)