A Fullmetal Alchemist Fanfic

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Correction:

An AWESOME Fullmetal Alchemist Fanfic

"Colonel Mustang, YOU ARE A CAN OF SPAM!"

chapter one

The year was 2026. In less than twenty years Earth had bled into Shamballa, and Shamballa into Earth. Shuttles to the other side of the gate were open on both sides. Of course, a large fee was required before leaving any of the two parallel worlds.

The people of both worlds mixed, and nowadays it was sometimes hard to tell the difference between a Shamballan and an Earthling. While there were still those many people who despised the people from the other world, many of the people also lived harmoniously with the other world.

In Shamballa, Central was still the capital city, there, Fuhrer Roy Mustang was in charge of the entire military. Things had changed for the better the moment he became Fuhrer. That very day there was a change to the uniform of the female officer in the military. Every female officer had then been required to wear tiny mini skirts, a goal the Fuhrer had had ever since he was just a Colonel.

Shamballa was mostly peaceful these days, much more so than it had been in the days of Fuhrer Bradley. In those days, the state had been constantly at war. Although now there were still many - usually small - insurrections, especially among those who had come from Earth, the military kept everything under control without much bloodshed. The people of Shamballa were happy with their Fuhrer.

Living in Shamballa were three people. Three seemingly normal people, living everyday lives. One of these was an old platapus, another was a young girl, and the last was a butterfly who lived in one of the parks of Central. Not much thought was ever given to these three. But they were more special than anyone, even themselves would have ever thought.

chapter two

Casey Indianna Price was a cranky old platypus to say the least. She claimed she was only thirty-one, but few believed her. She acted like an old man more than anything, telling stories of what things used to be like on Earth, in the early days, before Shamballa was discovered by them. She spoke of what she called "Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged". She told tales of a man who could screw the rules because of all the money he possessed, of a woman who spoke only of friendship, of a British shemale who was possessed by evil spirit, who made him do things he didn't want to.

The little children of the newly rebuilt Lior flocked to hear the platypi's songs and tales of old. "In a few hours the sun will rise." She would tell them, wisely. Indy always sat inside her small hut on the outskirts of the city. The place was filled with all sorts of strange trinkets from Earth and from the faraway places of Shamballa.

"When I was still young, only fourteen, and went to school in a place called Colorado, I had other friends my age. Their names were alyakciM and airaM. We would entertain ourselves by watching videos made by a great man called LittleKuriboh. These videos were compiled into a series called Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series. Because Mickayla and I lacked real lives, these videos meant everything to us. They were our life. For her, Ryou Bakura, a young, British shemale was her favorite character, and she dedicated her life to fangirling over him."

The children would stare up at her in awe, awe of how one person could be so freaking amazing.